The Best 10 Bailiff Jokes

Following is our collection of Bailiff jokes which are very funny. There are some bailiff juror jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bailiff defendant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
cell!"

The judge says to the bailiff, "Bailiff, what is this man charged with?"

Judge: *Bailiff, what is this man charged with?*

Bailiff: *Your honor, this is man is charged with BIGOTRY! He had THREE wives!*

Judge (shouting): *BAILIFF! Havin' three wives is not BIGOTRY!   It's* ***TRIGONOMETRY!***

Why would Matthew McConaughey be a great bailiff?

"All rise, all rise, all rise!"

It would be great if Mathew McConaughey was a bailiff

That way when the judge walks in he could say

All rise All rise All rise

The bailiffs

came to evict illegal occupants of the house, but it was not possible, as in fact they were ten ants.


What does the Japanese bailiff say in the courtroom?

ALL RICE

A bailiff works at a bakery and is asked what kind of bread they have.

"All ryes."

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the... ME: no

JUDGE: [flipping through law handbook] what do we do if he says no?

A courtroom is full of naked men. The bailiff says "All rise, court is now in session!"

They did, but no one was standing.

What did the bailiff say at bread court?

All rise!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bailiff jury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bailiff sherriff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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