Bailiff Jokes

Following is our collection of manslaughter humor and juror one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bailiff puns for adults, dirty guilty jokes or clean defendant gags for kids.

There is an abundance of jury jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on bailiff. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sherriff witze you can hear about bailiff.

The Best jokes about Bailiff

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
cell!"

It would be great if Mathew McConaughey was a bailiff

That way when the judge walks in he could say

All rise All rise All rise

Why would Matthew McConaughey be a great bailiff?

"All rise, all rise, all rise!"

A bailiff works at a bakery and is asked what kind of bread they have.

"All ryes."

The bailiffs

came to evict illegal occupants of the house, but it was not possible, as in fact they were ten ants.


What does the Japanese bailiff say in the courtroom?

ALL RICE

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the... ME: no

JUDGE: [flipping through law handbook] what do we do if he says no?

What did the bailiff say at bread court?

All rise!

A courtroom is full of naked men. The bailiff says "All rise, court is now in session!"

They did, but no one was standing.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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