Bail Money Jokes
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The officer said You're staggering.
I said You're quite handsome yourself.
We both laughed and laughed.
I need bail money.
The other day a Cop pulled me over...
After asking for my documentation he said, "your eyes seem a bit red, have you been doing drugs?" To which I replied, "well now sir your eyes seem a bit glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
We both laughed and laughed some more!
I need bail money!
I got pulled over for riding a bike drunk
I got pulled over by the cops for riding a bike drunk. The cop asks me; "what do you think you're doing riding a bike drunk?"
So I told him, " I'm too drunk to drive, and every time I try and walk I fall down. So I stole the bike"
Anyhow, long story short, I need bail money.
My encounter with the cop
So I was driving down the road when a cop stopped me, looked at me and asked "You drinking?"
I said "You buying?"
Guys I need bail money
Officer: You drinking?
Me: I don't know are you buying?
He laughed, I laughed... I need bail money
Editorial: Yes I copied this from a comment... Shhhh
I waved at a feminist yesterday ...
Does anyone have bail money?
If I had a nickel for every watermelon I've chucked at my neighbors window.
I still wouldn't have enough bail money for a vandalism lawsuit.
Police officer: are you drunk
Me: depends. Are you buying?
Now my car is confiscated and I need bail money
Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.
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