Bahamas Jokes

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The Best jokes about Bahamas

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

A PhD student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park.

They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.

Me first! Me first! says the PhD student.

I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman.

Poof! He's gone.

Me next! Me next! says the post-doc. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.

Poof! He's gone.

You're next, the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.


Sheikh was talking to his travel agent....

Sheikh: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently....

The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go....

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife Razia got pregnant.....

Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and Razia got
pregnant again....

Last year you suggested Tahiti and Razia once again got pregnant.....

Travel agent: So, what are you going to do this year that is different?....

Sheikh replied: This year I'm taking Razia with me :-)

It's $2.50 for a pie in Jamaica, and $2.00 for a pie in the Bahamas....

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

A slice of apple pie is £2 in Jamaica, a slice of apple pie is £2.40 in the Bahamas and a slice of apple pie is £1.70 in Barbados.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park...

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

If i spent as much time working as i did procrastinating

TIL there is an island in the Bahamas called Pig Beach populated entirely by swimming pigs.

3 men in a bar talking about there sons

The first man says my son is doing so well he just got a job as a doctor and just bought his girlfriend a new car.

The next man says my son is an engineer and he just took his girlfriend to the Bahamas.

The third guy says my son is a male stripper. One of his boyfriends just bought him a car and went to the Bahamas with the other one.


A doctor, a lawyer and a biker are in a bar

Doctor say" tommorow is my anniversary, I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes, so if she doesn't like the ring, I know she'll like the Mercedes. Then shell know I love her".


Lawyer says "yea for my last anniversary I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. So if she didnt like the pearls, shed at least like the trip, and know that I loved her."

The biker says " well for my last anniversary, I bought my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. So this way if she didnt like the t-shirt, she could go F**k herself.

I've always wondered about the price of pies around the world

In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.



And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

If a tour group in the Bahamas downloads some bit torrent movies while there

does that make them Pirates of the Caribbean?

A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma.

Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"

Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"

Why are so many ships registered to sail out of the Bahamas?

Because if they sailed in to the Bahamas they would crash

In Cuba, you can get a slice of pie for $2.50. In the Bahamas, you can get one for $3.00.

I guess you could say those were the pie-rates of the Caribbean.


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