The Best 22 Bahamas Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Bahamas Jokes and Puns
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Yet another genie in the lamp joke
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of rum for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.
I was in a tropical depression.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
It's $2.50 for a pie in Jamaica, and $2.00 for a pie in the Bahamas....
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
Price of pies
Pies in the Bahamas cost $3.25
Pies in Aruba cost $2.25
Pies in the Cayman Islands
cost $6.00
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A vulture and his wife are going on vacation to the Bahamas.
With many large suitcases packed, they arrive at the airport and saunter up to the check-in counter. The agent weighs, tags, and sends each bag off, until she notices one giving off a foul smell.
"Sir, are you checking this bag?" The agent asks.
"No, sorry, that's our carrion"
A slice of apple pie is £2 in Jamaica, a slice of apple pie is £2.40 in the Bahamas and a slice of apple pie is £1.70 in Barbados.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
If i spent as much time working as i did procrastinating
TIL there is an island in the Bahamas called Pig Beach populated entirely by swimming pigs.
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3 men in a bar talking about there sons
The first man says my son is doing so well he just got a job as a doctor and just bought his girlfriend a new car.
The next man says my son is an engineer and he just took his girlfriend to the Bahamas.
The third guy says my son is a male stripper. One of his boyfriends just bought him a car and went to the Bahamas with the other one.
Pirates of the Caribbean joke
A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.
I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean.
The cost of pie
A slice of pie in Jamaica is 2.50
But in the Bahamas it's 3.00
The pie rates of the Carribean
Do you know why pies are so expensive in the Bahamas?
or are you ignorant of the pie rates of the Caribbean?
I've always wondered about the price of pies around the world
In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?
Because it's more than a paradise.
A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma.
Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"
If a tour group in the Bahamas downloads some bit torrent movies while there
does that make them Pirates of the Caribbean?
Why are so many ships registered to sail out of the Bahamas?
Because if they sailed in to the Bahamas they would crash
In Cuba, you can get a slice of pie for $2.50. In the Bahamas, you can get one for $3.00.
I guess you could say those were the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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