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These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
I was in a tropical depression.
Tropical depressions.
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
Pies in the Bahamas cost $3.25
Pies in Aruba cost $2.25
Pies in the Cayman Islands
cost $6.00
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
With many large suitcases packed, they arrive at the airport and saunter up to the check-in counter. The agent weighs, tags, and sends each bag off, until she notices one giving off a foul smell.
"Sir, are you checking this bag?" The agent asks.
"No, sorry, that's our carrion"
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
TIL there is an island in the Bahamas called Pig Beach populated entirely by swimming pigs.
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The first man says my son is doing so well he just got a job as a doctor and just bought his girlfriend a new car.
The next man says my son is an engineer and he just took his girlfriend to the Bahamas.
The third guy says my son is a male stripper. One of his boyfriends just bought him a car and went to the Bahamas with the other one.
A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.
I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of pie in Jamaica is 2.50
But in the Bahamas it's 3.00
The pie rates of the Carribean
or are you ignorant of the pie rates of the Caribbean?
In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Because it's more than a paradise.
Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"
does that make them Pirates of the Caribbean?
Because if they sailed in to the Bahamas they would crash
I guess you could say those were the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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