Bah Jokes

Funniest Bah Short Jokes

Short bah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bah humour may include short lamb jokes also.

1. He only wanted a small sub- now he's getting all-you-can eat Footlongs in an Indiana Jail. *Bah-bump, tiss....*
2. I just remembered a song but I cant think of the name It went bwah bwah bwah bwah bwaaah bah
3. What sound does a sheep make when it explodes? SIS-BOOM-BAH!

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Bah One Liners

Which bah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bah? I can suggest the ones about herd and baa.

1. Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop
2. Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah.
3. A sheep, two doughnuts, and a snake walked into a bar. Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.
4. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
5. Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: "Dey go bah"
6. Why are cats always sitting on keyboards? So they can play with the mouse
   *bah dum tsss*
7. Which country hates rain? Bah Rain!
8. You guys heard the joke about the Brazilian mountain goat? It was bah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ad.
9. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A bah-humbug
10. What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog? Bah! Hum pug!
11. What's the opposite of a Christmas Beetle? A Bah-hum-bug. :D
12. Cash me ousside How bah dat??!
13. Why did the mexican kill his wife? Tequila!! *bah-da dadda-dadda da-da*
14. How do people take their tea in Boston? They don't drink tea, it's all in the Hah-Bah
15. What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding
    bah dun tss

Comical & Quirky Bah Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about bah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ewe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bah pranks.