Bah Jokes
28 bah jokes and hilarious bah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bah Short Jokes
Short bah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bah humour may include short lamb jokes also.
- He only wanted a small sub- now he's getting all-you-can eat Footlongs in an Indiana Jail. *Bah-bump, tiss....*
- I just remembered a song but I cant think of the name It went bwah bwah bwah bwah bwaaah bah
- What sound does a sheep make when it explodes? SIS-BOOM-BAH!
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Bah One Liners
Which bah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bah? I can suggest the ones about herd and baa.
- Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop
- Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah.
- A sheep, two doughnuts, and a snake walked into a bar. Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.
- What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
- Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: "Dey go bah"
- Why are cats always sitting on keyboards? So they can play with the mouse
*bah dum tsss* - Which country hates rain? Bah Rain!
- You guys heard the joke about the Brazilian mountain goat? It was bah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ad.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A bah-humbug
- What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog? Bah! Hum pug!
- What's the opposite of a Christmas Beetle? A Bah-hum-bug. :D
- Cash me ousside How bah dat??!
- Why did the mexican kill his wife? Tequila!! *bah-da dadda-dadda da-da*
- How do people take their tea in Boston? They don't drink tea, it's all in the Hah-Bah
- What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding
bah dun tss
Comical & Quirky Bah Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about bah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ewe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bah pranks.
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I called the s**... helpline for assistance
Turns out they only help PREVENT s**.... Bah!
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Why do g**... have a great sense of clothing?
They spend some time inside the closest! Bah dum tsssss
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How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?
d**... Bah
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Sis. Boom. Bah.
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
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What happens if you burn down a skyscraper?
You may have Dubai them a new one.
*bah dum tiss*
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How do both Santa and Ebeneezer Scrooge keep their hair so lustrous?
With h**... h**... Bah!