Bah Jokes

28 bah jokes and hilarious bah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Bah Short Jokes

Short bah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bah humour may include short lamb jokes also.

  1. What happens if you burn down a skyscraper? You may have Dubai them a new one.
    *bah dum tiss*
  2. Me and my friend were about to play a game of darts. "Nearest to the bull goes first" I said He went "bah" I went "moo"
    he said "alright you're closest."
  3. He only wanted a small sub- now he's getting all-you-can eat Footlongs in an Indiana Jail. *Bah-bump, tiss....*
  4. I just remembered a song but I cant think of the name It went bwah bwah bwah bwah bwaaah bah
  5. Why did the mexican kill his wife? Tequila!! *bah-da dadda-dadda da-da*
  6. How do people take their tea in Boston? They don't drink tea, it's all in the Hah-Bah
  7. What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding
    bah dun tss
  8. What sound does a sheep make when it explodes? SIS-BOOM-BAH!
  9. I called the s**... helpline for assistance Turns out they only help PREVENT s**.... Bah!
  10. Why do g**... have a great sense of clothing? They spend some time inside the closest! Bah dum tsssss

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Bah One Liners

Which bah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bah? I can suggest the ones about herd and ugh.

  1. Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop
  2. Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah.
  3. A sheep, two doughnuts, and a snake walked into a bar. Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.
  4. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
  5. Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: "Dey go bah"
  6. How do goats feel about sheep? Bah.
  7. Sis. Boom. Bah. What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
  8. Why does Yoda like sheep? Dey go bah.
  9. Why are cats always sitting on keyboards? So they can play with the mouse
    *bah dum tsss*
  10. Which country hates rain? Bah Rain!
  11. You guys heard the joke about the Brazilian mountain goat? It was bah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ad.
  12. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A bah-humbug
  13. What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog? Bah! Hum pug!
  14. What's the opposite of a Christmas Beetle? A Bah-hum-bug. :D
  15. Cash me ousside How bah dat??!

Comical & Quirky Bah Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about bah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baa jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bah pranks.

How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?

d**... Bah