The Best 7 Baguettes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baguettes jokes. There are some baguettes camembert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baguettes pastries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baguettes Jokes and Puns

I have the head of a watermelon, the arms of two French baguettes, the chest of two pillows. What am I?

Banned from the supermarket.

A Frenchman is arrested for murder

He is convicted by an eye-witness acount. He then breaks out of jail and stabs his witness with a baguette. The witness' son sees this and stabs the killer with another baguette.
Vengeance baguettes more vengeance.

A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make?


I am a Latino pansexual with no regrets

Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.

So I don't know why my friend always is saying that I'm doing it wrong

I asked an MRA what he thinks about baguettes.

He said

"What about them? Bags have it way worse".

Don't swallow your baguettes.

It could be a pane in the ass.

A patissier suddenly looks up in a panic and shouts...

Quick, get me three baguettes and two pastries!

Darth Vader walks in

Here's your order Lord Vader

How do you always know what I want? Do you use the force?

No sir, we can hear you coming. Pain pain pain tarte tatin tarte tatin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baguettes fromage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baguettes crouton piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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