Baguettes Jokes

Following is our collection of bakes humor and camembert one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baguettes puns for adults, dirty dough jokes or clean pastries gags for kids.

There is an abundance of fromage jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on baguettes. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any crouton witze you can hear about baguettes.

The Best jokes about Baguettes

I have the head of a watermelon, the arms of two French baguettes, the chest of two pillows. What am I?

Banned from the supermarket.

A Frenchman is arrested for murder

He is convicted by an eye-witness acount. He then breaks out of jail and stabs his witness with a baguette. The witness' son sees this and stabs the killer with another baguette.
Vengeance baguettes more vengeance.

A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make?

Bread.

The Baguette Joke

A man that works for a large insurance company was sent to see the company's therapist. The therapist asked the man why he was sent to see her.
"I am told I have a speech impediment, but I think the really reason I was sent down here is because I hate baguettes," said the man in a crisp and fluid voice.
"That doesn't seem reasonable," replied the therapist. "You don't sound like you have a speech impediment, and I can't see how baguettes are at all relevant to your job."
"That's what I said!" claimed the man excitedly, "I told them: I don't have a problem, and anyone who thinks differently can go buck themself!"

I asked an MRA what he thinks about baguettes.

He said

"What about them? Bags have it way worse".


I am a Latino pansexual with no regrets

Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.

So I don't know why my friend always is saying that I'm doing it wrong

Don't swallow your baguettes.

It could be a pane in the ass.

A patissier suddenly looks up in a panic and shouts...

Quick, get me three baguettes and two pastries!

Darth Vader walks in

Here's your order Lord Vader

How do you always know what I want? Do you use the force?

No sir, we can hear you coming. Pain pain pain tarte tatin tarte tatin

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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