Following is our collection of funny Baguettes jokes. There are some baguettes camembert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baguettes pastries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Banned from the supermarket.
He is convicted by an eye-witness acount. He then breaks out of jail and stabs his witness with a baguette. The witness' son sees this and stabs the killer with another baguette.
Vengeance baguettes more vengeance.
Bread.
Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.
So I don't know why my friend always is saying that I'm doing it wrong
He said
"What about them? Bags have it way worse".
It could be a pane in the ass.
Quick, get me three baguettes and two pastries!
Darth Vader walks in
Here's your order Lord Vader
How do you always know what I want? Do you use the force?
No sir, we can hear you coming. Pain pain pain tarte tatin tarte tatin
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baguettes fromage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working baguettes crouton piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.