baguette Jokes

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage

Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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I went to the vet today and saw a baguette in a cage

It was bread in captivity

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A guy walks into a bakery

He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".

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I went to the Zoo yesterday and there was a baguette in one of the cages.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity

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What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt?

A pain in the ass.

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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I️ went to a zoo and saw a baguette being kept in a cage

The keeper told me it was bread in captivity

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A german, a french and a turkish man on a plane

The plane is about to crash unless the passengers drop some weight. The pilot tells the three guys to drop something which they have enough of in their country.

The french man throws a baguette out of the window.

The turkish man throws a kebap out of the window.

The german throws the turkish man out of the window.

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Did you hear about the French guy that got baked into a huge baguette?

He was in a lot of pain

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How does a baguette fight end?

With a lot of pain.

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What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'?

Is it:

A) Holy Loaf

B) Sacred Baguette

Or C) Naan of the above

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I was once attacked by a Frenchman with a baguette

That memory is still inbreaded within me.

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An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat...

An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat. The boat is sinking.

The Frenchman throws a baguette off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."

The American throws a computer off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."

The Canadian immediately throws the Frenchman off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."

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Sticking a baguette in your derrière...

...is a *pain* in the ass.

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The Baguette Joke

A man that works for a large insurance company was sent to see the company's therapist. The therapist asked the man why he was sent to see her.
"I am told I have a speech impediment, but I think the really reason I was sent down here is because I hate baguettes," said the man in a crisp and fluid voice.
"That doesn't seem reasonable," replied the therapist. "You don't sound like you have a speech impediment, and I can't see how baguettes are at all relevant to your job."
"That's what I said!" claimed the man excitedly, "I told them: I don't have a problem, and anyone who thinks differently can go buck themself!"

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Why don't Indians eat baguette?

Because there's naan there.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Two cockroaches run into each other in a week old baguette

One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'

The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'

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I saw a baguette in a cell at the zoo yesterday...

It was bread in captivity.

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A baker was smacked lightly with a baguette by his coworker.

He felt a small pain.

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A French internet cafe had to cancel a CS:GO tournament it was supposed to host, after someone stole all the baked goods.

The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.

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I went to the zoo last week and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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French don't bag things

They baguette

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

*Gluten tag*

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Buying bread.

There's this guy who goes and buys a loaf of bread right? And at the shop the employee asks the guy if he wants a bag or not.
The guy thinks a little while...and then says yes please, baguette.

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Shoving a baguette up your butt...

is a real pain in the ass.

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Did you hear about the guy who robbed the airport for food worth about $200?

He got away with a baguette and two sodas.

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Yesterday I went to the zoo and was sad to see a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper told me it was ok though because it was bread in captivity.

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What is meant by virgin oil?

That nobody has dipped their baguette in it

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A man sat on a baguette pointy end up.

He claimed it was "a pain in the ass".

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A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks..

"are you okay carrying this loaf?

to which he replies

baguette .

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What are the most funny Baguette jokes of all time ?

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