Baguette Jokes

Funniest Baguette Short Jokes

Short baguette jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baguette humour may include short slice of bread jokes also.

1. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
2. A guy walks into a bakery He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".
3. I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
4. I have the head of a watermelon, the arms of two French baguettes, the chest of two pillows. What am I? Banned from the supermarket.
5. What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it:
   A) Holy Loaf
   B) Sacred Baguette
   Or C) Naan of the above
6. Did you hear about the French guy that got baked into a huge baguette? He was in a lot of pain
7. I was once attacked by a Frenchman with a baguette That memory is still inbreaded within me.
8. I once asked an affluent French baker how he'd managed to make so much money making bread. His answer: Success baguettes success.
9. A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make? Bread.
10. A French internet cafe had to cancel a CS:GO tournament it was supposed to host, after someone stole all the baked goods. The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.

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Baguette One Liners

Which baguette one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baguette? I can suggest the ones about loaf of bread and bagel.

1. My wife attacked me with a baguette She's been charged for assault with a breadly weapon
2. How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette.
3. How does a baguette fight end? With a lot of pain.
4. Why was the dog shaped like a baguette? Because it was bread that way.
5. I was trying to eat a stale baguette Safe to say, it was a pain
6. Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there.
7. What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it.
8. I have a pet baguette that remains in it's cage. It's bread in captivity.
9. A baker was smacked lightly with a baguette by his coworker. He felt a small pain.
10. How do the French get bread home? They baguette
11. French don't bag things They baguette
12. Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll
13. Jesus, waving around a baguette at The Last Supper "You wanna piece of me!?"
14. what do you call a guy with twirly mustache but not from france? A fake baguette
15. What did the Frenchman say when he got beat with baguette? I'm in pain.

Hilarious Baguette Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about baguette you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sliced bread jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baguette pranks.