Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
It was bread in captivity
He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
It was bread in captivity
A pain in the ass.
They baguette.
The keeper told me it was bread in captivity
The plane is about to crash unless the passengers drop some weight. The pilot tells the three guys to drop something which they have enough of in their country.
The french man throws a baguette out of the window.
The turkish man throws a kebap out of the window.
The german throws the turkish man out of the window.
He was in a lot of pain
With a lot of pain.
Is it:
A) Holy Loaf
B) Sacred Baguette
Or C) Naan of the above
That memory is still inbreaded within me.
An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat. The boat is sinking.
The Frenchman throws a baguette off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
The American throws a computer off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
The Canadian immediately throws the Frenchman off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
...is a *pain* in the ass.
A man that works for a large insurance company was sent to see the company's therapist. The therapist asked the man why he was sent to see her.
"I am told I have a speech impediment, but I think the really reason I was sent down here is because I hate baguettes," said the man in a crisp and fluid voice.
"That doesn't seem reasonable," replied the therapist. "You don't sound like you have a speech impediment, and I can't see how baguettes are at all relevant to your job."
"That's what I said!" claimed the man excitedly, "I told them: I don't have a problem, and anyone who thinks differently can go buck themself!"
Because there's naan there.
Baguette and tag it.
One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
It was bread in captivity.
He felt a small pain.
The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
They baguette
*Gluten tag*
There's this guy who goes and buys a loaf of bread right? And at the shop the employee asks the guy if he wants a bag or not.
The guy thinks a little while...and then says yes please, baguette.
is a real pain in the ass.
He got away with a baguette and two sodas.
The zookeeper told me it was ok though because it was bread in captivity.
That nobody has dipped their baguette in it
He claimed it was "a pain in the ass".
"are you okay carrying this loaf?
to which he replies
baguette .
He heard he might be playing a big roll
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