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Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
Baguette and tag it.
He heard he might be playing a big roll
*Gluten tag*
a baguette
Is it:
A) Holy Loaf
B) Sacred Baguette
Or C) Naan of the above
Because there's naan there.
8.
Because then they have wheat.
The plane is about to crash unless the passengers drop some weight. The pilot tells the three guys to drop something which they have enough of in their country.
The french man throws a baguette out of the window.
The turkish man throws a kebap out of the window.
The german throws the turkish man out of the window.
"are you okay carrying this loaf?
to which he replies
baguette .
An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat. The boat is sinking.
The Frenchman throws a baguette off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
The American throws a computer off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
The Canadian immediately throws the Frenchman off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
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They baguette.
One's wellbred, the other is good bread.
They baguette
The owner stops him at the door and says: "I cannot believe you have the Gaul to just strut in here like that!"
With a lot of pain.
He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".
There's this guy who goes and buys a loaf of bread right? And at the shop the employee asks the guy if he wants a bag or not.
The guy thinks a little while...and then says yes please, baguette.
That memory is still inbreaded within me.
Cashier: That'll be 20 euros.
Bob: Alrighty!
Cashier: Would you like a bag?
Bob: Sure. Baguette. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
He felt a small pain.
I'm in pain.
It was bread in captivity.
He got away with a baguette and two sodas.
A fake baguette
The sign read "Bread in captivity"
He was in a lot of pain
The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.
That nobody has dipped their baguette in it
Would you like to baguette?
The zookeeper told me it was ok though because it was bread in captivity.
The cashier told me to just Baguette and go
Sesame seed baguette from Pret a Manger.
A baguette
Guess you could say that I witnessed a French Revolution.
I got pain
Oui oui, baguette.
He's now in a lot of pain.
Safe to say, it was a pain
It's bread in captivity.
They said it was bread for captivity
He decided to baguette
I guess you could say it was bread in captivity
"You wanna piece of me!?"
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Because it was bread that way.
I went up to the zookeeper and asked why there was a baguette in a zoo. He replied "oh that?! It's bread in captivity"
"I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."
I thought about it for a sec and said back "Oh yeah? Well, I went to the zoo and saw a pretzel in a cage. They told me it was knot bread in captivity."
:3
He is convicted by an eye-witness acount. He then breaks out of jail and stabs his witness with a baguette. The witness' son sees this and stabs the killer with another baguette.
Vengeance baguettes more vengeance.
A pain in the ass
The process is painstaking.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking.
Thatcher went first. She stuck her ear out the window and stated: "I can hear Big Ben chime. This is London!"
Next was Mitterrand. He stuck his nose out and stated: "I can smell fresh baguette. This is Paris!"
Last was Brezhnev. He stuck his hand out and yelped: "What... hey! Somebody stole my watch! This is Moscow."
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