Following is our collection of frenchman humor and french one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baguette puns for adults, dirty loaf jokes or clean croissant gags for kids.
There is an abundance of loaves jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 49 funniest jokes on baguette. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sourdough witze you can hear about baguette.
Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
I guess you could say it was bread in captivity
He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
They baguette.
The plane is about to crash unless the passengers drop some weight. The pilot tells the three guys to drop something which they have enough of in their country.
The french man throws a baguette out of the window.
The turkish man throws a kebap out of the window.
The german throws the turkish man out of the window.
He was in a lot of pain
With a lot of pain.
Is it:
A) Holy Loaf
B) Sacred Baguette
Or C) Naan of the above
That memory is still inbreaded within me.
An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat. The boat is sinking.
The Frenchman throws a baguette off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
The American throws a computer off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
The Canadian immediately throws the Frenchman off of the boat, saying "We have too many of these in our country."
They said it was bread for captivity
Because it was bread that way.
Safe to say, it was a pain
A man that works for a large insurance company was sent to see the company's therapist. The therapist asked the man why he was sent to see her.
"I am told I have a speech impediment, but I think the really reason I was sent down here is because I hate baguettes," said the man in a crisp and fluid voice.
"That doesn't seem reasonable," replied the therapist. "You don't sound like you have a speech impediment, and I can't see how baguettes are at all relevant to your job."
"That's what I said!" claimed the man excitedly, "I told them: I don't have a problem, and anyone who thinks differently can go buck themself!"
Baguette and tag it.
Because there's naan there.
It's bread in captivity.
I went up to the zookeeper and asked why there was a baguette in a zoo. He replied "oh that?! It's bread in captivity"
He felt a small pain.
It was bread in captivity.
One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.
They baguette
*Gluten tag*
He got away with a baguette and two sodas.
There's this guy who goes and buys a loaf of bread right? And at the shop the employee asks the guy if he wants a bag or not.
The guy thinks a little while...and then says yes please, baguette.
That nobody has dipped their baguette in it
He heard he might be playing a big roll
The zookeeper told me it was ok though because it was bread in captivity.
"are you okay carrying this loaf?
to which he replies
baguette .
The sign read "Bread in captivity"
The owner stops him at the door and says: "I cannot believe you have the Gaul to just strut in here like that!"
The cashier told me to just Baguette and go
"You wanna piece of me!?"
I'm in pain.
a baguette
Cashier: That'll be 20 euros.
Bob: Alrighty!
Cashier: Would you like a bag?
Bob: Sure. Baguette. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
"I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."
I thought about it for a sec and said back "Oh yeah? Well, I went to the zoo and saw a pretzel in a cage. They told me it was knot bread in captivity."
:3
Would you like to baguette?
He decided to baguette
A fake baguette
Oui oui, baguette.
He's now in a lot of pain.
A lycanthroparisian
I got pain
Sesame seed baguette from Pret a Manger.
A baguette
Guess you could say that I witnessed a French Revolution.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.