The Best 19 Bagpipes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bagpipes jokes. There are some bagpipes scotsmen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bagpipes bagpiper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bagpipes Jokes and Puns

My next door neighbor banged on my door at 3:00 am last night.

Fortunately, I was wide awake, playing my bagpipes on the back porch at the time.

My neighbor pounded on my door at 2:30am last night! Can you believe that?! 2:30am!

Fortunately, I was still up practicing my bagpipes.

I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM...

...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes.

Bagpipes joke, I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM...

I can't believe my neighbor had the audacity to ring my doorbell at 2 in the morning.

Lucky for him though I was still up playing my bagpipes.

A nice Scottish lad moves to New York.

After 6 months his mom calls him and she asks how he finds the Americans. Horrible, he says. They always yell and scream. He hates how they pound on the walls and stomp the floors. Oh pure! she says, how do you get by?

I just relax in bed, playing me bagpipes, says the lad.


Two friends were having a conversation...

The first guy says "Man, my neighbors were up yelling and screaming at one in the morning."
"Ouch." says the other guy "Did they wake you up?"
"No. I was already up, playing my bagpipes."

Don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

Or worse yet, get kilt.

Bagpipes joke, Don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 a.m.

3 a.m.!!!

Fortunately, i was still awake, playing my bagpipes.

Whenever I see a man wearing a skirt, I run away.

It's not that I'm homophobic, I'm just afraid he'll start to play the bagpipes.

So a neighbor knocked on my door at 3am. *3am*

Luckily I was already playing the bagpipes

Why do bagpipers always walk while playing the bagpipes?

They are trying to get away from all the noise.



Note: I actually really like the bagpipes.

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The sign of a true gentleman...

...is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, but chooses not to.

What's the difference between a 5 lb bag of onions and some bagpipes?

No one cries when you cut up the bagpipes.

My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head

I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia.

It was three o'clock in the morning. . .

. . . and I hear somebody pounding on the front door to my apartment. I open it up, it's my neighbor. Three o'clock in the morning, here he is banging on my door, can you believe it?

Lucky for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

My grandparents told me they wanted me to play my bagpipes at their funeral

I told them I was all booked up for next week.

Bagpipes joke, My grandparents told me they wanted me to play my bagpipes at their funeral

Englishmen are like bagpipes

Aside from the obvious similarity between bags of hot air, the Scottish enjoy having either in a choke hold, but have a history of blowing both.

I want bagpipes at my funeral.

So I don't have to listen to them.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

A person that can play bagpipes after dinner, but doesn't.


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