baghdad Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious baghdad stories

What are the best Baghdad puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Baghdad? Well here is a complete list of Baghdad dad jokes:

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied,

"Thanks for the Baghdad"

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I once met a spider from Baghdad...

He was an Iraqnid.

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What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack?

Thanks for the Baghdad.

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Ay girl, are you from Iraq?

'Cause I think you should Baghdad ass up.

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Are you from Iraq?

Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up

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What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm?

One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag.

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Are you from Iraq?

Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up.

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Where did the father of the paper sack live?

Baghdad!

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Hey girl, are you from Iraq?

Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.

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What do you call a father from Baghdad?

A Baghdaddy.

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Two Mothers Are Sitting Together At An Outdoor Café In Baghdad...

**Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] "This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."

**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."

[*sighs*]

**Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] "This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."

**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."

[*deep sigh*]

**Mother 1**: [*pulls out yet another picture*] "This is my son Muhammed. He would have been 18 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."

**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he was born..."

[*deepest sigh*]

"You know, they blow up so fast!"

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Appointment in Samarra.

A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."

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Did you hear about the Iraqi Shi'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today?

On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."

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Funny Sex Joke by S.K

Are you from Iraq?
Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P

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