"Thanks for the Baghdad"
She said thanks for the baghdad
He was an Iraqnid.
Thanks for the Baghdad.
... She said: "thanks for the Baghdad"
An Iraqnid.
Baghdad.
It's Baghdad
"Where's baghdad?"
Boomin'.
It was Bin Laden
a Baghdad
Baghdad!
I regret to inform you that we've located your father's remains. They were found buried in a sack somewhere in Iraq.
Oh no! Baghdad?
Try to remember how he lived, not how he died.
An Iraqi Father gifted his daughter a new bag. His daughter replies with, "Thank you for the baghdad."
A Baghdaddy.
Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing..
A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] "This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."
[*sighs*]
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] "This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."
[*deep sigh*]
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out yet another picture*] "This is my son Muhammed. He would have been 18 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he was born..."
[*deepest sigh*]
"You know, they blow up so fast!"
...and business is BOOMING!!
Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!
Problem is... it blew itself up
"Thanks for the Baghdad"
A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."
On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."
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