Baghdad Jokes
37 baghdad jokes and hilarious baghdad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baghdad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Baghdad Short Jokes
Short baghdad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baghdad humour may include short bag jokes also.
- A father in iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad"
- Did you know that there's a place in the Middle East that's considered the father of the bagpipe? It's Baghdad
- My son came to pick me up for a road trip. He had a new luggage rack on top of his car. He said, See this, it's Iraq. It's for your Baghdad.
I was so proud. - What did the son say to his father when he lost his suitcase in the airport on their trip to the middle east? "Where's baghdad?"
- What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
- A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation... A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."
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Baghdad One Liners
Which baghdad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baghdad? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I once met a spider from Baghdad... He was an Iraqnid.
- What do you call an Iraqi father carrying all the groceries? Baghdad.
- My father went to Iraq. I miss him so much. Please come Baghdad.
- How is the tourism industry doing in Baghdad? Boomin'.
- What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad
- Where did the father of the paper sack live? Baghdad!
- So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!
- What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly.
- I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up
- A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically. - My dad is obsessed with all types of bags. Where does he live? Baghdad.
- Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok
- What is the process for a t**... kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!
- What was ISIS' reaction after Anonymous announced they will hack them? To Baghdad up.
Hilarious Baghdad Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about baghdad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baghdad pranks.
After years of searching for his missing journalist father, a man gets a call from the U.S. Embassy...
I regret to inform you that we've located your father's remains. They were found buried in a sack somewhere in Iraq.
Oh no! Baghdad?
Try to remember how he lived, not how he died.
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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side b**.....
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Did you hear about the Iraqi s**...'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today?
On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."
Appointment in Samarra.
A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."
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Two Mothers Are Sitting Together At An Outdoor Café In Baghdad...
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] "This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."
[*sighs*]
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] "This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."
[*deep sigh*]
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out yet another picture*] "This is my son Muhammed. He would have been 18 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he was born..."
[*deepest sigh*]
"You know, they blow up so fast!"
