Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Baghdad? Well here is a complete list of Baghdad dad jokes:
"Thanks for the Baghdad"
He was an Iraqnid.
Thanks for the Baghdad.
'Cause I think you should Baghdad ass up.
Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up
One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag.
Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up.
Baghdad!
Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.
A Baghdaddy.
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] "This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."
[*sighs*]
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] "This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."
[*deep sigh*]
**Mother 1**: [*pulls out yet another picture*] "This is my son Muhammed. He would have been 18 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."
**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he was born..."
[*deepest sigh*]
"You know, they blow up so fast!"
A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."
On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."
Are you from Iraq?
Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P