Baghdad Jokes

Funniest Baghdad Short Jokes

Short baghdad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baghdad humour may include short bag jokes also.

1. A father in iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad"
2. What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad.
3. Did you know that there's a place in the Middle East that's considered the father of the bagpipe? It's Baghdad
4. My son came to pick me up for a road trip. He had a new luggage rack on top of his car. He said, See this, it's Iraq. It's for your Baghdad.
   I was so proud.
5. What did the son say to his father when he lost his suitcase in the airport on their trip to the middle east? "Where's baghdad?"
6. What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
7. Iraqi dad gives his daughter a gift. An Iraqi Father gifted his daughter a new bag. His daughter replies with, "Thank you for the baghdad."
8. A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation... A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."
9. What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack? Baghdad!
10. A: How do children in Baghdad do?
    A: Bombastically.

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Baghdad One Liners

Which baghdad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baghdad? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a handbag She said thanks for the baghdad
2. I once met a spider from Baghdad... He was an Iraqnid.
3. An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: "thanks for the Baghdad"
4. What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid.
5. What do you call an Iraqi father carrying all the groceries? Baghdad.
6. My father went to Iraq. I miss him so much. Please come Baghdad.
7. A Iraqi guy gave his daughter a bag. She replied saying, "Thanks for the Baghdad!".
8. How is the tourism industry doing in Baghdad? Boomin'.
9. What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad
10. Where did the father of the paper sack live? Baghdad!
11. What do you call a father from Baghdad? A Baghdaddy.
12. So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!
13. A Iraqi Father bought his son a new bag.his son replied... "Thanks for the Baghdad"
14. What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly.
15. I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up

Hilarious Baghdad Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about baghdad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baghdad pranks.