Baghdad Jokes

What are some Baghdad jokes?

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied,

"Thanks for the Baghdad"

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a handbag

She said thanks for the baghdad

I once met a spider from Baghdad...

He was an Iraqnid.

What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack?

Thanks for the Baghdad.

An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag

... She said: "thanks for the Baghdad"

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call an Iraqi father carrying all the groceries?


Did you know that there's a place in the Middle East that's considered the father of the bagpipe?

It's Baghdad

What did the son say to his father when he lost his suitcase in the airport on their trip to the middle east?

"Where's baghdad?"

How is the tourism industry doing in Baghdad?


What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket?

a Baghdad

Where did the father of the paper sack live?


After years of searching for his missing journalist father, a man gets a call from the U.S. Embassy...

I regret to inform you that we've located your father's remains. They were found buried in a sack somewhere in Iraq.

Oh no! Baghdad?

Try to remember how he lived, not how he died.

Iraqi dad gives his daughter a gift.

An Iraqi Father gifted his daughter a new bag. His daughter replies with, "Thank you for the baghdad."

What do you call a father from Baghdad?

A Baghdaddy.


Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing..

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation...

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

Two Mothers Are Sitting Together At An Outdoor Café In Baghdad...

**Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] "This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."

**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."


**Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] "This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."

**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."

[*deep sigh*]

**Mother 1**: [*pulls out yet another picture*] "This is my son Muhammed. He would have been 18 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."

**Mother 2**: "Ah, yes. I remember when he was born..."

[*deepest sigh*]

"You know, they blow up so fast!"

So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad...

...and business is BOOMING!!

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad

Problem is... it blew itself up

A Iraqi Father bought his son a new bag.his son replied...

"Thanks for the Baghdad"

Appointment in Samarra.

A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."

Did you hear about the Iraqi Shi'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today?

On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."

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