Baggins Jokes

Funniest Baggins Short Jokes

Short baggins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baggins humour may include short bilbo baggins jokes also.

1. Bilbo Baggins wakes up and hears someone singing 'Don't Stop Believing'. It was an unexpected Journey.
2. Bilbo was surprised to hear of a Tesco Express opening up in the Shire... It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area
3. Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area
4. What do you call a Hobbit who works in advertising? Billboard Baggins
   (From my son (9) who just finished Fellowship of the Ring and is well on his way to being a dad with jokes like this).
5. Bilbo Baggins woke up in the morning and heard someone singing Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey.
6. Whenever I take out the trash I always say to my wife bilbo That way she knows to put a new baggins
7. What's the difference between a bag that you take onto an airplane and the vegetables grown in Bilbo's garden? One is cabin baggage, the other is Baggin's cabbage.
8. Who should have played Bilbo? Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
9. A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?
   He read it in the Hobbituary.
10. Did I tell you about the time Bilbo Baggins woke up to "Don't Stop Believing" on the radio? It was an unexpected Journey.

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Baggins One Liners

Which baggins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baggins? I can suggest the ones about hobbit and replace.

1. Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long? Because old Hobbits die hard...
2. "I don't like to call it the One Ring" "I prefer 'unexpected item in the Baggins area'"
3. What do you call Frodo Baggins with one leg? Hoppit.
4. Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing . It was an unexpected Journey.
5. Which hobbit is really good at advertising? Billboard Baggins
6. Why couldn't the one ring kill bilbo baggins? Cuz old hobbits die hard
7. Which TV show stars Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee? How to Get Away with Mordor.
8. How do hobbits kidnap poeple? "Get in the Baggins"
9. Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins
10. Where did Frodo Baggins live? In a "hobitat"
11. Who would play the role of Frodo Baggins in Lord of The Rings Elijah Wood.
12. What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins.
13. What do they call plastic bags at frozen yogurt shops? FroYo Baggins
14. Why did Bilbo Baggins die with an e**...? Old hobbits die hard.
15. Bilbo Baggins has passed away whilst still e**... I guess _old hobbits die hard_

Bilbo Baggins Jokes

Here is a list of funny bilbo baggins jokes and even better bilbo baggins puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area.
• What does Cowboy Bilbo Baggins say to his wizard friend as he sets out for a Himalayan adventure? Mao-uhns, Gandalf, I need MAO-UHNS!
• Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a e**...? Because old hobbits die hard.
  (Just a different Punchline)

Frodo Baggins Jokes

Here is a list of funny frodo baggins jokes and even better frodo baggins puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again

Laughable Baggins Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about baggins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baggins pranks.