baggins Jokes

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

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Bilbo Baggins has passed away whilst still erect

I guess _old hobbits die hard_

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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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Whenever I take out the trash I always say to my wife bilbo

That way she knows to put a new baggins

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Bilbo was surprised to wake up one morning and find a Tesco had been built outside his house...

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

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Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.

After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.

"Just a small town girl..."

Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.

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Who should have played Bilbo?

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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A Lord of the Rings Joke

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?





He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Did I tell you about the time Bilbo Baggins woke up to "Don't Stop Believing" on the radio?

It was an unexpected Journey.

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Which hobbit is really good at advertising?

Billboard Baggins

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I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole...

Unexpected item in baggins area.

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Which TV show stars Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee?

How to Get Away with Mordor.

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Frodo and Sam are going to start a band...

Called; Imagine Baggins

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard.

(Just a different Punchline)

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Who would play the role of Frodo Baggins in Lord of The Rings

Elijah Wood.

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Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball.

He gets a There and Back Again

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

because old hobbits die hard..

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What is Middle Earth's number one selling sex toy? [NSFW]

Dildo Baggins.

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What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

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A Wizard is never late, no is he early Frodo Baggins...

He cums precisely when he means to.

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What do they call plastic bags at frozen yogurt shops?

FroYo Baggins

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Where did Frodo Baggins live?

In a "hobitat"

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How do hobbits kidnap poeple?

"Get in the Baggins"

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How does a hobbit kidnap someone

"**Get in the Baggins**"

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They are the Token white guys.

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What does Cowboy Bilbo Baggins say to his wizard friend as he sets out for a Himalayan adventure?

Mao-uhns, Gandalf, I need MAO-UHNS!

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I call my wife "Stillno Baggins"

Because everytime she changes the trash, she never replaces the bag

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What are the best Baggins puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Baggins? Well, here are the best jokes about Baggins to have fun with.

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