The Best 23 Baggins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baggins jokes. There are some baggins elijah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baggins bilbo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baggins Jokes and Puns

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with an erection?

Old hobbits die hard.

Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

Baggins joke, Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his hous

What do you call a Hobbit who works in advertising?

Billboard Baggins

(From my son (9) who just finished Fellowship of the Ring and is well on his way to being a dad with jokes like this).

Bilbo Baggins has passed away whilst still erect

I guess _old hobbits die hard_

Bilbo Baggins woke up in the morning and heard someone singing Don't Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

"I don't like to call it the One Ring"

"I prefer 'unexpected item in the Baggins area'"

Baggins joke, "I don't like to call it the One Ring"

What do you call Frodo Baggins with one leg?


Whenever I take out the trash I always say to my wife bilbo

That way she knows to put a new baggins

Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing .

It was an unexpected Journey.

Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.

After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.

"Just a small town girl..."

Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.

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Who should have played Bilbo?

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

A Lord of the Rings Joke

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Did I tell you about the time Bilbo Baggins woke up to "Don't Stop Believing" on the radio?

It was an unexpected Journey.

Which hobbit is really good at advertising?

Billboard Baggins

Why couldn't the one ring kill bilbo baggins?

Cuz old hobbits die hard

Baggins joke, Why couldn't the one ring kill bilbo baggins?

I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole...

Unexpected item in baggins area.

I call my wife "Stillno Baggins"

Because everytime she changes the trash, she never replaces the bag

What does Cowboy Bilbo Baggins say to his wizard friend as he sets out for a Himalayan adventure?

Mao-uhns, Gandalf, I need MAO-UHNS!

How do hobbits kidnap poeple?

"Get in the Baggins"

Which TV show stars Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee?

How to Get Away with Mordor.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard.

(Just a different Punchline)

Frodo and Sam are going to start a band...

Called; Imagine Baggins

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