Baggers Jokes

Following is our collection of bins humor and refund one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baggers puns for adults, dirty safeway jokes or clean supervisors gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Baggers

Bag Boy

This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five years. One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and the bag boy is really excited and asks the manager if he can work the juice machines.The manager says no. The bagger says, "But I've been working here for five years. Why can't I run the juice machines?" The manager answers, "I'm sorry, son, but baggers can't be juicers."

Bag Boy: Paper or plastic, sir?

Customer: Whatever, you pick.

Bag Boy: Sorry, baggers can't be choosers.

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.

Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why can't clerks at the grocery store pick which cashier they work with?

Because baggers can't be choosers.


Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic

because baggers can't be choosers.

Why wasn't the food lion bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?

Because baggers cant be juicers.

Why do they ask if you want paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

I was watching a bunch shoe store clerks arguing at a grocery store checkout line ...

It just kept escalating until an all-out bawl broke out at the store. At the end, the shoe store guys kicked the crap out of all the grocery packers. Just goes to show...

Baggers can't beat Shoes'ers ...

At the grocery store today and when asked paper or plastic, I said you make the call the guy replied no can do. ...

I asked why not? To which he replied
Baggers can't be choosers.

:Grocery Store : Bag Boy - Paper or Plastic? Mark - Whatever, you Pick.

Bag Boy - Sorry, Baggers can't be choosers.


Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why so grocert stores make you choose between paper or plastic?

Because baggers can't be choosers

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