Baggage Jokes

Funniest Baggage Short Jokes

Short baggage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baggage humour may include short luggage jokes also.

1. A photon walks into a hotel and orders a room. The bellhop asks, Can I carry your baggage to your room for you? The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
2. I told my suitcases that there will be no holiday this year.... I am now dealing with emotional baggage.
3. I just told my suitcases we aren't going on vacation this year Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage
4. My punchlines are like lost baggage... you should get them in a couple of days.
   - George Watsky
5. The electromagnetic wave arrived at the hotel, when the hotelier asks... "Do you have any baggage to check in?" - "No, I'm traveling light."
6. What's the difference between a bag that you take onto an airplane and the vegetables grown in Bilbo's garden? One is cabin baggage, the other is Baggin's cabbage.
7. I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.
8. What do Captain Kirk and Mister Spock do to get their baggage up to their hotel room? Tell a porter.
9. When checking in for his flight, the wedge-tailed eagle was asked: Would you like to check some baggage or purchase an in-flight meal? The eagle replied: No thanks. I'll just have my carrion.
10. Never date someone that loads and unloads airplanes for a living They have so much baggage

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Baggage One Liners

Which baggage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baggage? I can suggest the ones about suitcase and lost luggage.

1. I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage.
2. Why do vultures find it easy to fly? They only ever have carrion baggage.
3. What do you call a Hobbit who isn't over their Ex? Bilbo Baggage.
4. What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
5. What's the difference between an airplane and your ex? The airplane carries less baggage.
6. Dear people, don't carry your emotional baggage with you Use your grief-case
7. Why did the pilot ditch his ex-girlfriend? Because she had way too much excess baggage.
8. Where do you put your emotional baggage? A griefcase
9. Why did the vulture check his baggage at the airport? He wasn't allowed any carrion
10. What do you call a pilot's therapist? A baggage handler.
11. My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
12. I could never date a suitcase Just too much baggage for me I guess
13. I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage.
14. My ex-girlfriend had a lot of baggage which was very useful when she moved out
15. Who called it Emotional Baggage? ..and not Griefcase!

Emotional Baggage Jokes

Here is a list of funny emotional baggage jokes and even better emotional baggage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. "Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."

Airline Baggage Jokes

Here is a list of funny airline baggage jokes and even better airline baggage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The airline lost my prosthetic leg To make matters worse, a baggage handler dropped a heavy suitcase on my foot... I wanted to sue the airline, but my lawyer said I didnt have a leg to stand on.
• I believe every therapist deserves full flight benefits with any airline. They carry so much baggage.

Baggage Claim Jokes

Here is a list of funny baggage claim jokes and even better baggage claim puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My short lived lawsuit against the airport baggage claim was thrown out They made another brief case disappear
• What do you call a guy that has a girlfriend with a lot of issues? Baggage claim.

Charming Humor Baggage Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about baggage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean airline luggage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baggage pranks.