Bae Jokes
69 bae jokes and hilarious bae puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bae that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bae Short Jokes
Short bae jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bae humour may include short crop jokes also.
- What's the difference between a cold dessert and an injured girlfriend? One is ice cream and the other is a sore bae.
- My girlfriend's best friend had her arm stuck in the dirt this morning She asked me how to get her hand out quickly.
I told her, "Dig south for her arm, bae." - A young muslim couple go out hunting and shoot a monkey The woman asks, "Shall we eat him?"
The man replies, "No, that's haram, bae!" - My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.
I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae." - Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now.
- So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae?
I'll see myself out. - a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. "ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?" said the girl. "no, we cant" the guy replied. "why?" "it's Haram, Bae"
- I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... "That's haram, bae."
- I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her. It's called "Bae Watch".
- What did Grendel's girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them? Look out, bae! A wolf!
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Bae One Liners
Which bae one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bae? I can suggest the ones about infant and sweetheart.
- What do you call a hot Indian? A Bomb Bae
- What does a Muslim meme lord call his naughty girlfriend? Haram bae.
- What do you call your significant other's knives? Bae blades.
- My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba. She's my Guantanamo Bae.
- My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, "Bae, leave."
- What do you get when your lovers soul is permanently stuck in a sword? A bae-blade
- What is an emo girlfriend's favorite toy? A bae-blade
- A Muslim guy's girlfriend was killed for eating pork RIP Haram bae
- I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area.
- What is the best herb to give your lover? A BAE leaf
- So I got myself a cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae.
- What is another name for a significant other you meet online? e-Bae
- What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven.
I'll^see^myself^out. - If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy... Haram bae?
- What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae
Entertaining Bae Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about bae you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nostalgia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bae pranks.
What do you call a t**...'s girlfriend?
A Guantanamo Bae
Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
What's the difference between a female farmer and h**...'s girlfriend?
One bails her hay and the other heils her bae
What do you get when you have rough s**... in an ice cream parlour?
A sore bae.
I fell in love with a female t**...
That's my Guantanamo Bae.
If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy...
I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy.
A Muslim Couple decided to spend their day at the zoo.
They stopped at the Gorilla enclosure.
The Girlfriend then said, "The baby gorilla is soooo cute, I want to kiss it"
The Boyfriend then said. "No! That is Haram bae!!"
What did the muslim guy say to his girlfriend when she was about to eat gorilla meat?
"That's haram, bae."
Is any word in English more annoying than "bae"?
Maybae not.
A muslim and his wife are chatting during dinner
Wife: Did you hear about the gorilla that got shot in the zoo?
Husband: Wait what are you eating?
Wife: Pork
Husband: Thats haram bae.
Wife: Oh so you did hear about it
My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia.
She's my Chesapeake Bae.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Are you aware the the Quran specifically forbids dating Gorillas?
It turns out you're not supposed to have a Haram Bae.
Beth had her Dodge truck stolen
Beth had her dodge truck stolen. She called the police and they told her they'd send their best detective out in search of her Dodge. The woman called her son John and told him all about what had happened. When John told his girlfriend about it, she was wrought with distress. John said to her, "don't worry, the d**...'s out for her ram, bae."
I'm converting to Islam
for my haram bae
Why can't a Muslim date a girl in a Harambe costume?
Because she is a haram bae.
What do you call a hot Indian girlfriend?
Bomb Bae.
What do you call a b**... from rural Ontario?
Thunder Bae.
How did the sheep call his girlfriend?
Bae Bae.
What seasoning does a widowed cannibal use?
Old Bae
What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?
They're both haram bae.
I have an ex-girlfriend from Maryland...
She's my Old Bae
What did the frozen desert say to his girlfriend after the gym
I'm sore Bae
What did the married man call his side chick?
Bae B
I fell in love with my captor while being tortured in the US.
She was my Guantanamo Bae.
Which director is Hollywood's darling?
Michael Bae
Where do black women go to meet their boos?
The bae area.
If you break up with your girlfriend from Maryland
Is she your Old Bae?
Salt Bae has friends over...
Salt Bae has friends over to his new restaurant and wants to impress them by flipping their steaks in the air.
The steaks are high
What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?
Old Bae
A woman was thinking of revealing her fursona to her islamic boyfriend but wasn't sure if it was ok with his religion, so she asked "Would you like it if I wore a gorilla suit?"
"That's haram, bae."
Apparently there's a Ashley Madison clone in the Middle East with a catchy tagline.
d**... out for Haram bae.
What do you call a beloved t**...?
Guantanamo Bae
What's the difference between a Swede, an American, and a Korean?
Ask them to pronounce and define
Bae .
