The Best 18 Badumtss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Badumtss jokes. There are some badumtss salman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these badumtss colosseum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Badumtss Jokes and Puns

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?

Because you can't see in the dark.

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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.

Ba-dum-tss.

Musicians! How do you make one million dollars playing jazz?

You start with two mil. Ba-dum-tss!

Badumtss joke, Musicians! How do you make one million dollars playing jazz?

A redditor meets a girl...

Ba-dum-tss!

So the teacher asks

So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.

Ba-dum-tss.


Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss

Models

Why did the models keep tripping on the runway?

They were showing off the fall lineup. Badumtss

Badumtss joke, Models

The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism

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I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane

Ba-dum-tss

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Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!

Ba-dum-TSS!

Why do Jews only read the Old Testament?

Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*

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What do you call bankrupt Santa?

St. Nickel-less.

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Hiring a (insert race here) is alot like Russian roulette only 1 in 8 actually work

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A drum set falls off a cliff....

Ba-dum...TSS.

I was born a young man

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Sorry.

What do you call a round table meeting of a bunch of chronic masturbators?

A circumference BADUMTSS

Badumtss joke, What do you call a round table meeting of a bunch of chronic masturbators?

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone.

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What kind of fish cant swim?

A dead one.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the badumtss antifa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working badumtss strepsils piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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