Badumtss Jokes

Following is our collection of piratebay humor and salman one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Badumtss puns for adults, dirty badder jokes or clean colosseum gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Badumtss

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?

Because you can't see in the dark.


A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.


So the teacher asks

So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.


Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss


Why did the models keep tripping on the runway?

They were showing off the fall lineup. Badumtss

I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane


The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism


Why do Jews only read the Old Testament?

Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*

Atrocious Popsicle Joke #4

Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!


A drum set falls off a cliff....


Hiring a (insert race here) is alot like Russian roulette only 1 in 8 actually work


What do you call bankrupt Santa?

St. Nickel-less.


What kind of fish cant swim?

A dead one.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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