Badumtiss Jokes

Following is our collection of salman humor and hill one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Badumtiss puns for adults, dirty drumset jokes or clean fall gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Badumtiss

The perfect response to "there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"

"Is it a search party?" Ba-dum-tiss..

So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill

Ba-dum-tiss

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters
*ba-dum-tiss*

What do you call a quadriplegic moose wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?

A non-knee moose!

Ba-dum-tiss

Why do women wear makeup and purfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink!

Badumtiss I'm here all night folks


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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