The Best 5 Badumtiss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Badumtiss jokes. There are some badumtiss hill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these badumtiss fall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Badumtiss Jokes and Puns

The perfect response to "there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"

"Is it a search party?" Ba-dum-tiss..

So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill


What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters

What do you call a quadriplegic moose wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?

A non-knee moose!


Why do women wear makeup and purfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink!

Badumtiss I'm here all night folks

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the badumtiss walks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working badumtiss women piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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