Badum Tss Jokes

Funniest Badum Tss Short Jokes

Short badum tss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The badum tss humour may include short ba dum tss jokes also.

1. What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native? An artificial swedener
   Badum tss.
2. Bad religious joke I created. One day Jesus is talking to god and says,
   "Hey dad, guess what I did today?"
   God: "What?"
   Jesus: "I walked on water."
   God: "No way."
   Jesus: "Yahweh!"
   Badum, tss
3. Three elephants are standing on a cliff. All three fall of the cliff. Two fall on land, one falls in the water. Ba-dum tss.
4. Short jokes anybody? I don't like eating at Wendy's.
   Theres no soul food.
   badum - tss
   
5. Popped a tire on a p**... hole today Badum tss
6. Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
7. I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**

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Badum Tss One Liners

Which badum tss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with badum tss? I can suggest the ones about bad good and ding.

1. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.
   ~*Badum tss*~
2. How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall.
   *Badum tss* :D
3. After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement.
   Ba-dum
   tss
4. What do you call a gay booger? Phlegmboyant
   *ba-dum tss*
5. What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto
   Ba-dum tss.
6. What's Shrek's favorite shape? A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
7. What's shadier than a young tree? Adultery!
   *Ba-dum tss*
8. What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)
9. How do you introduce a hamburger? Meet patty... badum tss
10. How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
11. What do you call bankrupt Santa? St. Nickel-less.
    Badum-tss.
12. I was born a young man badum-tss
    Sorry.
13. CopyPasta Why isn't the Pasta there anymore ?
    Because it past away.
    Badum Tss
14. how do you make a bitter man sweet? You... edamame!
    Ba-dum tss
15. Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss

Badum Tss Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about badum tss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad putting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make badum tss pranks.