Badum Tss Jokes

Funniest Badum Tss Short Jokes

Short badum tss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The badum tss humour may include short bad good jokes also.

1. Bad religious joke I created. One day Jesus is talking to god and says,
   "Hey dad, guess what I did today?"
   God: "What?"
   Jesus: "I walked on water."
   God: "No way."
   Jesus: "Yahweh!"
   Badum, tss
2. Short jokes anybody? I don't like eating at Wendy's.
   Theres no soul food.
   badum - tss
   

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Badum Tss One Liners

Which badum tss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with badum tss? I can suggest the ones about ding and bad putting.

1. How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall.
   *Badum tss* :D
2. What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto
   Ba-dum tss.
3. What's Shrek's favorite shape? A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
4. What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)
5. How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
6. I was born a young man badum-tss
   Sorry.
7. CopyPasta Why isn't the Pasta there anymore ?
   Because it past away.
   Badum Tss
8. how do you make a bitter man sweet? You... edamame!
   Ba-dum tss
9. Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
10. What's shadier than a young tree? Adultery!
    *Ba-dum tss*

Badum Tss Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about badum tss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad ugly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make badum tss pranks.