Badum Jokes
72 badum jokes and hilarious badum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about badum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article offers a selection of badum tss jokes created by Salman, guaranteed to make you laugh. From silly one-liners to complicated riddles, these badder jokes will leave you with a tsk of satisfaction!
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Funniest Badum Short Jokes
Short badum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The badum humour may include short badum tss jokes also.
- What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native? An artificial swedener
Badum tss. - Did you hear about the blind rabbi that missed when he was trying to perform a circumcision? He got the sack!
Badum tiss. - Why does Death's intern always follow his boss's orders? Because he doesn't want to face any Reaper-percussions
Death in the corner: *Badum tsss*
*Oh no* - What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench.
Badum-tsss - Three whales fall from the sky. Two hit the beach, then the last lands in the water... BA-DUM PSSHHH
- What do you get when you crucify your hand? You get more fingernails. \*ba-dum tsss\*
- [OC] Why did only one of Jesus's disciples betray him? There wasn't enough wood for a double cross.
*badum tsssss* - What's a joke that was funny in early America, but is even more hilarious in the present day middle east? "Women's rights"
*^ba-dum ^ching* - What's Shrek's favorite shape? A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
- What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
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Badum One Liners
Which badum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with badum? I can suggest the ones about and .
- When does a joke become a dad joke?? .....when it becomes apparent.
Ba-dum tsss :D - Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.
~*Badum tss*~ - How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall.
*Badum tss* :D - After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement.
Ba-dum
tss - What music do wind turbines listen to..... They're huge metal fans.
Ba-dum chi - An elephant falls off a cliff and lands on a snake Badum Hsssss
- My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss
- What do you call a gay booger? Phlegmboyant
*ba-dum tss* - Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...Bad-um Tst
- Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh
- Why do all dogs go to heaven? Because all the cats are in purrgatory.
ba-dum tssh - Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives
Badum tsh - What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto
Ba-dum tss. - Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown.
Ba-dum TISH - Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell someone they're a vegan.....badum tchhhh
Badum Tss Jokes
Here is a list of funny badum tss jokes and even better badum tss puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's shadier than a young tree? Adultery!
*Ba-dum tss* - Bad religious joke I created. One day Jesus is talking to god and says,
"Hey dad, guess what I did today?"
God: "What?"
Jesus: "I walked on water."
God: "No way."
Jesus: "Yahweh!"
Badum, tss - What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)
- Three elephants are standing on a cliff. All three fall of the cliff. Two fall on land, one falls in the water. Ba-dum tss.
- How do you introduce a hamburger? Meet patty... badum tss
- How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
- What do you call bankrupt Santa? St. Nickel-less.
Badum-tss. - I was born a young man badum-tss
Sorry. - CopyPasta Why isn't the Pasta there anymore ?
Because it past away.
Badum Tss - how do you make a bitter man sweet? You... edamame!
Ba-dum tss
Silly Badum Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about badum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make badum pranks.
Two nuns go on a bike ride through town...
As they ride through an alley, the younger nun turns to the elder and says, "I've never come this way before!"
The elder nun replies, "That's because it's cobblestones, dear."
ba-dum CHING. My granny told me that one this weekend.
At least she didn't say s**....
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says: "Spit your gum out." the other says:
"Chew Chew."
/Badum cshhhh
What's the best about a poet in a prison?
Oh you know, it has it's prose and cons.
Badum Tish.
It's my first here, be gentle.
If George Clooney...
What would George Clooney call his iTunes playlist?
Clooney Tunes.
Badum tsssh..
Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
Why was the cow scared about going into the s**... house?
His life was at stake.
Badum psh.
What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a c**...?
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish...
yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me
Popped a tire on a p**... hole today
Badum tss
I wanted to gift my brother a drum set...
...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**
What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult?
Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**
What is a blood cell's favourite candy?
Rhesus Pieces. Badum tsch.
What happens when a rock gets high?
He gets s**.....
Badum tsss
Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?
They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?
Ba-dum, tish.
Two snare drums and a cymbal walk into a bar
Ba-dum tish!
Why would a banana go to court?
To get an appeal
Badum tssh
[Accountancy joke] What do you call a t**... between 2 male accountants and 1 female?
Double entry.
*Badum dun tssss*
I say, my wife's gone to Indonesia!
*Indonesia you say?*
Yes, That's right, Indonesia.
*Jakarta?*
No - she took a boat!
BADUM - TSSSSSHH!!
You cant BEAT a good drum joke
BADUM TSH
