Following is our collection of Badum jokes which are very funny. There are some badum tsst jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these badum budum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
You get more fingernails. \*ba-dum tsss\*
As they ride through an alley, the younger nun turns to the elder and says, "I've never come this way before!"
The elder nun replies, "That's because it's cobblestones, dear."
ba-dum CHING. My granny told me that one this weekend.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says: "Spit your gum out." the other says:
"Chew Chew."
/Badum cshhhh
Oh you know, it has it's prose and cons.
Badum Tish.
It's my first here, be gentle.
What would George Clooney call his iTunes playlist?
Clooney Tunes.
Badum tsssh..
ba-dum tshh
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
His life was at stake.
Badum psh.
The tender ones (Badum Tss)
The horses would drown.
Ba-dum TISH
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
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One day Jesus is talking to god and says,
"Hey dad, guess what I did today?"
God: "What?"
Jesus: "I walked on water."
God: "No way."
Jesus: "Yahweh!"
Badum, tss
Spaghetto
Ba-dum tss.
yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me
Badum tss
Two landed on land, one into water.
*ba-dum tsss*
Adultery!
*Ba-dum tss*
...Bad-um Tst
A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
Through the cell wall.
*Badum tss* :D
...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**
Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**
I had a huge vowel movement.
Ba-dum
tss
Rhesus Pieces. Badum tsch.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Because he had hives
Badum tsh
UBantu
*badum tiss*
He gets stoned..
Badum tsss
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
Ba-dum, tish.
"Women's rights"
*^ba-dum ^ching*
Because all the cats are in purrgatory.
ba-dum tssh
Ba-dum tish!
BA-DUM PSSHHH
To get an appeal
Badum tssh
Phlegmboyant
*ba-dum tss*
Why isn't the Pasta there anymore ?
Because it past away.
Badum Tss
Meet patty... badum tss
Ba-dum tss.
Double entry.
*Badum dun tssss*
An artificial swedener
Badum tss.
Yeet Kune Do.
\*badum tish\*
Bc he sucked on the organ (badum chsss)
Downvotes=gaylove=me
Candycain
*badum*
They're huge metal fans.
Ba-dum chi
*The Caribbean you say?*
Yes, that's right, the Caribbean.
*Jamaica?*
No - she went of her own free will!
BADUM - TSSSHHH!
There wasn't enough wood for a double cross.
*badum tsssss*
Because then it'd be a foot.
~*Badum tss*~
BADUM TSH
Because he doesn't want to face any Reaper-percussions
Death in the corner: *Badum tsss*
*Oh no*
Badum Hsssss
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