The Best 12 Badger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Badger jokes. There are some badger burrow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these badger otter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Badger Jokes and Puns


Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there." One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."

The badger

A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.

The husband says,"Put it between your legs to warm it up."

The Wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks!"

Husband says "Well, hold its nose!".

TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call

A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

Badger joke, TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call

Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders?

Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

3 hunters were walking in a forest when they came across some tracks.

One hunter claims they were bear tracks.

The second frowns, and says "No, those are certainly badger tracks."

The third just laughs and says, "Honestly! You two crack me up! Those are *obviously* baby elephant tracks!"

And then the train hit them.

Which animal was the best at girls scout club

A Badge-r

How do you fight a radioactive honey badger?

I think I've made a great mistake.

Badger joke, How do you fight a radioactive honey badger?

What do you get when you cross a badger, a wolf, and a Marine?

A nice new government job!

Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.

You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.

Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs.

It's a sett meal for one.

A honey badger is awoken by a rabbit.

Rabbit: Are you sleeping in my burrow?

Honey Badger: Well now Iยดm not but if you could be a little quieter I could!

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

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