Badger Jokes

Following is our collection of whoop humor and burrow one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Badger puns for adults, dirty geographic jokes or clean otter gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Badger

Three blondes are walking in the forest...

..when they come to a set of tracks. The first one decides she is gonna try her best to look smart in front of the other two and claims that based by the look of the tracks they belong to a badger. The second trying not to be outdone claims that the first had it all wrong and they were definitely raccoon tracks. The third blonde then decides to argue her case and claims the tracks belong to a beaver. The three are still arguing 10 minutes later when the train hits them.

The badger

A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.

The husband says,"Put it between your legs to warm it up."

The Wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks!"

Husband says "Well, hold its nose!".

TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call

A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders?

Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

Some of the top jokes from this years Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

*I've decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust. -Tim Vine


*I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. -Masai Graham


*Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief. -Mark watson


*I Wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me. -Ria Lina


3 hunters were walking in a forest when they came across some tracks.

One hunter claims they were bear tracks.

The second frowns, and says "No, those are certainly badger tracks."

The third just laughs and says, "Honestly! You two crack me up! Those are *obviously* baby elephant tracks!"



And then the train hit them.

Which animal was the best at girls scout club

A Badge-r

How do you fight a radioactive honey badger?

I think I've made a great mistake.

What do you get when you cross a badger, a wolf, and a Marine?

A nice new government job!

Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.

You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.

Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs.

It's a sett meal for one.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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