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20 badger jokes and hilarious badger puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about badger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of funny badger jokes- featuring honey badger, wisconsin badger, rude badger, Russian badger, Bucky Badger, cougar and grizzly. Add a touch of comedy to your day with these hilarious badger jokes, whoop whoop!

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Funniest Badger Short Jokes

Short badger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The badger humour may include short beaver jokes also.

  1. A vulture is walking down the jetway at the airport. He has two dead badgers, one under each wing. The stewardess stops him and says, "I'm sorry sir, you're only allowed one carrion."
  2. TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.
  3. Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
  4. A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."
  5. Repost of Good Ol' Number 43. You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.
  6. A honey badger is awoken by a rabbit. Rabbit: Are you sleeping in my burrow?
    Honey Badger: Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could!
  7. Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs. It's a sett meal for one.
  8. What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar
  9. Why can't people guys from Wisconsin date girls from Minnesota? Can't fit a badger in a gopher hole.

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Badger One Liners

Which badger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with badger? I can suggest the ones about bunny and otter.

  1. What do you get if you cross a badger and a black bear? Hospitalized
  2. I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set.
  3. Which animal was the best at girls scout club A Badge-r
  4. How do you fight a radioactive honey badger? I think I've made a great mistake.
  5. What do you get when you cross a badger, a wolf, and a Marine? A nice new government job!
  6. What's a Spanish badgers favourite food? Mashed Pesetas
  7. Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
  8. Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't? FLY, YOU FOOLS!
  9. Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!

Badger joke, Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Badger Jokes

What funny jokes about badger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bear and rabbit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make badger pranks.

Nuns

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there." One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to h**.... There aren't any nuns there."

The badger

A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.
The husband says,"Put it between your legs to warm it up."
The Wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks!"
Husband says "Well, hold its nose!".

3 hunters were walking in a forest when they came across some tracks.

One hunter claims they were bear tracks.
The second frowns, and says "No, those are certainly badger tracks."
The third just laughs and says, "Honestly! You two crack me up! Those are *obviously* baby elephant tracks!"

And then the train hit them.

Badger joke, A honey badger is awoken by a rabbit.

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