Following is our collection of Badge jokes which are very funny. There are some badge drugs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these badge rancher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Me: *turns in gun and badge*
My boss: You're a waiter where did you get those
Honey, badge her.
He pinned it on someone else.
behind a badge
Behind a badge.
"...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."
I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations
First up was Mary. "My daddy served in Afghanistan. He was a paratrooper."
"A paratrooper?" Asked the teacher, who was awed.
"Yes, please look closer -- you can see his jump badge."
Second was Joe. "My granny served in Vietnam. She was a doctor."
"A doctor?" Asked the teacher, who was moved.
"Yeah, see? That's a stethoscope hanging around her neck."
Third was little Johnny, "This is my great grandpa. He was an electrician."
"An electrician?" Asked the teacher, who was perplexed.
"Yeah, here. You can see the two lightning bolts on his helmet"
A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.
The husband says,"Put it between your legs to warm it up."
The Wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks!"
Husband says "Well, hold its nose!".
If you pass the test, you don't get the job.
they both like to root around in your cellar
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I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?
Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...
50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.
behind a badge
Behind a badge.
A Hell's Angel is doing the deed with his girl in the back seat of a car. He hears a tap-tap-tap on the window, looks up, sees a flashlight shine on a badge and then into the back seat, and a gravely voice say, "I'm next."
He starts quivering and shaking, and his girl asks him what is the matter.
He says, "I never done it with a cop!"
When I was 5 he left to go get his "Dad badge" he has never came back, so he must be looking hard just for me
Behind a badge.
"That's a beautiful name... Trainee"
His badge and gun
Behind a badge..
Behind a badge
Me: "It's actually a pin, not a badge..."
I kept eating the Brownies before they were ready.
It is called the Ikea.
A Boy Scouts badge.
Me: *Turns in gun and badge*
Boss: You are an engineer where did you find those?
Behind your badge.
Give him a badge.
When it dons full riot gear and covers up its badge number.
They have no account-ability!!
I've decided it's time to stop impersonating a police officer.
My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: Do you know where you are? I'm at Rex Hospital. What city are you in? Raleigh. Do you know who I am? Dr. Hamilton. My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, I hope he doesn't ask me any more questions. Why? she asked. Because all of those answers were on his badge.
**The doctor asked him a series of questions: Do you know where you are? I'm at Rex Hospital. What city are you in? Raleigh. Do you know who I am? Dr. Hamilton. My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, I hope he doesn't ask me any more questions. Why? she asked. Because all of those answers were on his badge. **
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