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Amusing & Witty Badasses Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good badasses joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close.

I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.

Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour...

The box said 2-4 years.


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