The Best 24 Badass Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Badass jokes. There are some badass warrior jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these badass ftw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Badass Jokes and Puns

Chuck Norris is a wimp...

If he were really as badass as they say he is, he would walk in here right now and start slamming my face into the keybdilfvbasjklkjcbnacnbzcjkbs; fsidfbaa3048fhsdk;ufb fba'aspfj4hn4

can you guys help me find an AC/DC song?

it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks!

*stolen from RYM*

Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar?

Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power

Badass joke, Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar?

-You have hemorrhoids.

-Great, now I'm badass!

Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close.

I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.


Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour...

The box said 2-4 years.

Water bears are so badass...

if they fall into the pits at La Brea, the tar degrades.

Badass joke, Water bears are so badass...

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

What do you call a stubborn donkey?

A badass

French people are so badass...

They eat pain and poisson.

E3 2017

Xbox: We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support, and a badass name.

Sony: We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot, and Spider-Man

Nintendo: We have plumbers and bunnies.

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French people are badass

They eat pain for breakfast

You guys hear about that badass wrestler that loves ice cream?

They call him Coldstone Steve Austin.

I prefer "badass" to "hemorrhoids"

when I describe my condition

Do you think when Caitlyn Jenner tries to tell badass stories to her kids they see right through her?

Because she's transparent?

*ba dun tsk*

You have to appreciate how badass those Chinese are...

They made a language totally out of tattoo symbols.

Badass joke, You have to appreciate how badass those Chinese are...

I was walking by a car filled with black kids when I heard a "click" as they locked the doors and I felt like such a bad-ass...

...until I realized it was my car...

What do you call a badass who kills monsters and knows lots of useless information?

Geralt of Trivia

They say that God only gives us what we can handle...

Apparently God thinks I'm a bad-ass


We all know that french people are badass because the eat pain every morning...

But imagine those who live in "Angers", or those who responds "Die" when you ask them in which town they work.

What do you call the world's most badass sedan?

A Liam Nissan

A guy gave me a badass eagle tattoo in my crotch region for $50.

It looked so sick that I asked him to give me a matching tattoo in the palm of my hand so I could show it to everyone, but he said this one would cost $100. He said, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

One day I was walking when I saw a man on a motorcycle.

Suddenly a donkey came up kicked the man off the motorcycle, got on the motorcycle and then drove it away. And I thought to myself, That's badass .

Do you know why French people are so badass?

They eat pain for breakfast

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the badass cool jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working badass badasses piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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