Bad Yoda Jokes
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Yoda was watching the NBA draft while eating some badly prepared noodles. When Marvin Bagley was drafted he exclaimed...
s**... Ramen Too!
Yoda is bad at telling jokes
Why afraid of seven was six?
Eighth nine seven because!
Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly?
He wanted to get Yoda off his back.
Why was Yoda bad at geometry?
Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles
In hard times, a young woman becomes a p**......
For obvious reasons, she tries to keep this hidden from her only relative, her old grandma.
One cold evening, the brothel that the p**... works in is raided by police. All s**... workers are forced to wait in a line outside to show identification and documents.
As luck would have it, nan was in this bad area in town saw her granddaughter in the queue. She asked "Why are you standing in line here dear, are you not cold?". Trying to think of a good alibi, the grand daughter told her that the policeman were handing out free oranges.
Excited by the prospects of free oranges, the old lady said "Why how awfully nice of them, I might get some myself" and went to the back of the line.
A policeman, going down the line for more information looks very suprised when he comes to the four foot eight female yoda. "Wow, how do you keep at it at your age?".
"Well darling, I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back, and s**... them dry".
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