Bad Ugly Jokes
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t**...
Good- I've just had a t**....
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.
An ugly girl was sitting alone in a restaurant
I feel bad for that girl. I said to my date.
Moments later, a man who appeared to be her boyfriend walked over and sat down in her booth.
I feel bad for that guy.
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I feel bad about those people who have two faces .
And more for those who have both ugly.
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A woman looks at herself in the mirror in disgust.
Woman: I feel really horrible. Look at me, old, fat and ugly. I think I have lost my charm.
Man: Hmmm, well it isn't all bad.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: At least you have perfect eyesight.
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Every kiss begins with K
Too bad ugly begins with U
What's good, bad, and ugly?
EA. I lied about the good.
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It's too bad those n**... weren't all handicapped, overweight or ugly...
...because then Trump might have condemned them.
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I've been making bad decisions lately and hooking up with tons of ugly people.
I know it's not healthy, but my life is a joke and comedy comes in threes.
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A bus full of ugly people
Heading to the national ugly people convention rolled off a cliff and everyone died. They ended up in heaven, St. Peter at the gates exclaimed wow, you guys are ugly, I feel bad so I'll grant you all one wish
The first person says I want to be beautiful
p**..., he was a handsome man.
The rest of the people in amazement asked for the same thing, until they got to the last person who was rolling in laughter, Sat. Peter asked him what wish he wanted in confusion and the guy in between laughs shouted
Make then all ugly again!
My sad attempt at a joke lol
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A Teacher Was Teaching Words and Thier Opposite In Meaning When...
A teacher was teaching words and opposite then she pointed at Muhammad to stand and
answer some questions.
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?
Muhammad : Bad.
TEACHER : Come?
Muhammad : Go.
TEACHER : Ugly?
Muhammad : s**....
TEACHER : You are wrong!
Muhammad: You are right!
TEACHER : Shut up!
Muhammad : Keep talking!
TEACHER : Ok, now stop!
Muhammad : Ok, now continue.
TEACHER: Get out!
Muhammad : Come in!
TEACHER : Oh my God!
Muhammad : Oh my devil.
TEACHER: You have failed!
Muhammad : I have passed."
3 man in heaven
3 man are in a house in heaven. There is one rule, if you step on a pink cloud something bad will happen to you.
They are all hungry and one person decides to get some pizza. He comes back with a ugly woman. The other look at eachother confused and asked what happened. The man with the ugly woman says that he stepped on a pink cloud.
The second man decides to get some food, but also comes with a ugly woman and says that he stepped on a pink cloud.
Than the third man goes and tries to get some food. But this time he comes back with the most beatiful woman. The other two are very confused and ask what happened. The beatiful lady says that she stepped on a pink cloud.
A bus full of ugly people get in an accident
They all died and went to heaven. God felt bad for all of these people and decided to give them all one wish. They all stood in line and the first person thought for a moment. Then the first person decided, I've spent my whole life ugly I wish to be beautiful. So god snaps his fingers and made him beautiful. The second person thought that was a great idea decided she too wanted to be beautiful. God snaps his fingers and made her beautiful. The next 3 people all wished to be beautiful as well. The guy at the back of the line stood there snickering a little as the next 4 people wish just the same. The last guy starts gigglinga little louder. The next ten people as made the same wish and now the last guys is laughing historically. Finally after everyone has made the same wish and now the last guy is up. God says let me guess you want to be beautiful too. The guy replies "nah make them all ugly again!"
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Bad Ugly One Liners
Which bad ugly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad ugly? I can suggest the ones about hideous and bad putting.
- What's good, bad, and ugly? EA. I lied about the good.
- I feel bad about those people who have two faces . And more for those who have both ugly.
- Every kiss begins with K Too bad ugly begins with U