Bad Ugly Jokes
24 bad ugly jokes and hilarious bad ugly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad ugly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Ugly Short Jokes
Short bad ugly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad ugly humour may include short fat ugly jokes also.
- Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead.
- Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
(Hopefully no one said that joke on here. I heard it from South Park a while ago) - A woman told her doctor. A woman told her doctor, I have got a bad back.
The doctor said, It's old age.
The woman said, I want second opinion.
The Doctor says, Ok, you are ugly as well. - I've been making bad decisions lately and hooking up with tons of ugly people. I know it's not healthy, but my life is a joke and comedy comes in threes.
- t**... Good- I've just had a t**....
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll. - It's too bad those n**... weren't all handicapped, overweight or ugly... ...because then Trump might have condemned them.
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Bad Ugly One Liners
Which bad ugly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad ugly? I can suggest the ones about bad good and hideous.
- I feel bad about those people who have two faces . And more for those who have both ugly.
- Every kiss begins with K Too bad ugly begins with U
- Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad
- What's good, bad, and ugly? EA. I lied about the good.
- Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
- Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Bad Ugly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bad ugly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ugly person jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad ugly pranks.
A man walks into the doctor
A man walks into the doctor for his yearly check up. The doctor runs some tests on the man and after reads him the results.
"Well sir, I've got some bad news. It looks like you've only got a few hours to live."
The man replies: "Well I'd like a second opinion."
The doctor retorts: "You're ugly too."
An ugly girl was sitting alone in a restaurant
I feel bad for that girl. I said to my date.
Moments later, a man who appeared to be her boyfriend walked over and sat down in her booth.
I feel bad for that guy.
A woman looks at herself in the mirror in disgust.
Woman: I feel really horrible. Look at me, old, fat and ugly. I think I have lost my charm.
Man: Hmmm, well it isn't all bad.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: At least you have perfect eyesight.
A bus full of ugly people
Heading to the national ugly people convention rolled off a cliff and everyone died. They ended up in heaven, St. Peter at the gates exclaimed wow, you guys are ugly, I feel bad so I'll grant you all one wish
The first person says I want to be beautiful
p**..., he was a handsome man.
The rest of the people in amazement asked for the same thing, until they got to the last person who was rolling in laughter, Sat. Peter asked him what wish he wanted in confusion and the guy in between laughs shouted
Make then all ugly again!
My sad attempt at a joke lol
A Teacher Was Teaching Words and Thier Opposite In Meaning When...
A teacher was teaching words and opposite then she pointed at Muhammad to stand and
answer some questions.
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?
Muhammad : Bad.
TEACHER : Come?
Muhammad : Go.
TEACHER : Ugly?
Muhammad : s**....
TEACHER : You are wrong!
Muhammad: You are right!
TEACHER : Shut up!
Muhammad : Keep talking!
TEACHER : Ok, now stop!
Muhammad : Ok, now continue.
TEACHER: Get out!
Muhammad : Come in!
TEACHER : Oh my God!
Muhammad : Oh my devil.
TEACHER: You have failed!
Muhammad : I have passed."
3 man in heaven
3 man are in a house in heaven. There is one rule, if you step on a pink cloud something bad will happen to you.
They are all hungry and one person decides to get some pizza. He comes back with a ugly woman. The other look at eachother confused and asked what happened. The man with the ugly woman says that he stepped on a pink cloud.
The second man decides to get some food, but also comes with a ugly woman and says that he stepped on a pink cloud.
Than the third man goes and tries to get some food. But this time he comes back with the most beatiful woman. The other two are very confused and ask what happened. The beatiful lady says that she stepped on a pink cloud.