Bad Tent Jokes
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Minnesota humor
My family and I used to go camping on the BWCA. The mosquitoes were pretty bad, but we took care of 'em.
We'd capture 'em and pull out the stingers.
And then we'd just use 'em as tent stakes.
Went to the psychiatrist because I was having bad dreams....
I told him I was having awful nightmares and he asked me to describe them.
"Well doc, the last week I dreamt I was a wigwam."
*Interesting, go on.*
"And this past Monday I dreamt I was a tepee."
*Oh, well I think it's quite obvious, you're too tents.*
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent..
That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.
The buzzword of this election is "
CHANGE."
Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Just that we need CHANGE!
This brings to mind the following illustration...
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad.
The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.
The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..."
"Change, now get on with it!"
And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
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