Bad Teeth Jokes
65 bad teeth jokes and hilarious bad teeth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad teeth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Teeth Short Jokes
Short bad teeth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad teeth humour may include short missing teeth jokes also.
- If dentists make all their money from bad teeth... ....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.
- Neighbor: I'll have you know our lawyer has a $50,000 retainer! Me: Wow, how bad are his teeth?
- How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? "Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"
- What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear.
I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes. - Dentists make a living from people with bad teeth. Why would you use a toothpaste that 9/10 dentist recommend?
- We all know what's red and bad for your teeth (a brick). But what is blue and really bad for your teeth? A really fast brick.
- Yo mama's teeth are so bad That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans
- So my brother told me this joke. He said it is a nerd joke What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
The same brick moving really really fast. - I'm not saying that my ex-wife has bad teeth, but she smiled in Tesco once and the barcode scanner thought she was a set of saucepans.
- What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's blue and even worse for your teeth?
A VERY fast brick.
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Bad Teeth One Liners
Which bad teeth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad teeth? I can suggest the ones about bad dentist and big teeth.
- What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
- What is red and bad for the teeth? A Brick
- People with bad teeth are the real winners They even have the plaque to prove it
- What is big, red, hard and bad for your teeth? a brick.
- Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.
- Why do all methheads have bad teeth? They only brush them before sleeping
- What is brown and bad for teeth? A brick.
- What's red and bad for your teeth? An angry dentist
- What's red and bad for your teeth? A 🅱rick
- What's yellow and bad for your teeth? A school bus
- What is orange and bad for your teeth? A brick.
- Why do philosophers have bad teeth? Because they don't get transcendental plans.
- Yo daddy's teeth are so yellow... People think he has a bad, BAD aim!
- What's red and bad for your teeth? The new Republican healthcare plan
- What's red and black and bad for your teeth A brick
Silly Bad Teeth Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about bad teeth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean losing teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad teeth pranks.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the r**....
I try to tell this joke in english :]
There's a young boy, with no arms, nor legs called Lumpi.
Lumpi plays in front of his house in the sandbox, then a window opens on the 4th floor and Lumpi's mother yells at him "Lumpi time to eat!" and she throws down a rope.
As Lumpi sees the rope hanging out of his window, he starts to rob to the rope and bite's it! He trained hard to hold himself on the rope with his teeth. Lumpi is very hungry and starts to pull himself up only with his teeth. Lumpi pulls and pulls, he's on the 1st floor, the window opens and a young Lady smiles at him, Lumpi smiles back, then pulls again...and again, 2nd floor the window opens and an old man sees him and waves at him, Lumpi shakes his head to greet back, then he start's to pull himself up again. Lumpi, all sweaty and hungry now on the the 3rd floor, near his own window on the 4th floor. The window on the 3rd floor opens and a Lady sees him, then she says "Hi Lumpi! What are you going to eat now?" and Lumpi replies " Pizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!...."
Sry for my bad english, I just tried to tell a joke in english that I know in my own language. :)
Old Joke From Bosnia
A boy rides up to his friend on his bike, he says "Look at me I can ride my bike!"
The friend says "Mhmm"
The next day the boy rides up again
Boy "Look I can ride with out using my legs!"
friend "Mmmhm"
Again the boy rides up again later that day
Boy "Look I can ride with out my legs or arms!"
friend "Mmmhmm"
The next day the boy rides up again on his bike
the boy says "Look I can ride without my teeth!"
(Sorry for the bad grammar)
WANTED: Good man, about 90 years old, half blind, deaf in one ear, bad leg, no teeth, good with a gun..
To watch my wife while I'm out hunting.
What's black and bad for your teeth ?
A black hole.
Gandhi, as you know, would walk barefoot everywhere...
...and as a result he developed these massive callouses on his feet. He would also fast, from time to time. Because of this lack of food his bones became extremely brittle. It would also give him hallucinations from time to time. Finally, Gandhi never really had the time to clean his teeth and he became cursed with really bad breath.
In summary, Gandhi was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
He was just sitting there, cleaning his teeth
At work today all of a sudden this bell started going off and everyone was panicking because we thought something bad was gonna happen. Well, o**... who had been working there for a while was just sitting around cleaning his teeth, so i asked him what's up and he says, "oh don't worry about that it's a floss alarm".
Ghandi
Ghandi was a mystical prophet of god. He wore no shoes,so he developed many callouses on his feet. He was a fruititarian,eating no protein,so his limbs were very spindly. Also,he never cleaned his teeth,so he was eternally cursed with bad breath. This made him a…"Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".
If dentists make money of of bad teeth...
...Why should I trust a product 4 out of 5 of them recommend
What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?
Both have a very expensive retainer.
I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth
when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white.
"Have you been for a check-up recently?" asked my dentist.
"No. No I haven't," I answered.
"I can tell," he replied.
"Are my teeth bad?" I chuckled.
He said, "No, but I saw the w**... of cash in your wallet."
Unlike most English people my girlfriend doesn't have bad teeth.
She sold them.
Do you know the reason why the orcs in the lord of the rings are British?
They saved a lot of time in costumes making their teeth look bad.
What did the gang of red heads with bad teeth call themselves?
GIIIIINGA FIGHTAS!!!
Why were the Carpenter's teeth so bad?
Because he was always biting his nails.
Don't Do That In Public
A boy and his mother stood looking at a dentist's showcase. "If I had to have false teeth, I'd take that pair," said the small boy, pointing.
"Hush, w**...," interposed the mother quickly, shaking his arm. "Haven't I told you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"
Jewish man calls his mom. "Mama, I have good news and bad news..."
Mother, ever the optimist: "Give me the bad news."
Man: "I can't live a lie anymore. I'm gay."
Mother, a traditional conservative woman, after the wailing and the gnashing of teeth that was expected of her by her son, regains her composure and asks: "Well, what's the good news?"
Man: "So I met this nice Jewish doctor..."
Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream
...but at least my a**... smells minty fresh
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Lipstick
Crude Dental Work (In Australian)
Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'
For past 10 years my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste...
On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said:
Why did you stop brushing your teeth ?? !!!
What do we know about Gandhi?
Well, he walked barefoot and was a vegetarian.. he ate very little and practiced yoga, and was a minimalist who likely didn't brush his teeth either, giving him bad breath.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
For past 20 years, my wife has been complaining about my not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth since a week ??"
Marriage is a social crime, I tell you.
