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Funniest Bad Taste Short Jokes

Short bad taste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad taste humour may include short poor taste jokes also.

  1. Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for hillary clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
  2. Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything
  3. Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good. He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
  4. Monica said she wasn't voting for Hilary... because the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth
  5. Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth.
  6. Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
  7. Why Didn't Monica Lewinsky Vote For Hilary Clinton? Because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
  8. I heard that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year. The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
  9. Monica Lewinsky says she won't endorse Hillary for president... "The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth"
  10. CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Bad Taste One Liners

Which bad taste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad taste? I can suggest the ones about good taste and bad food.

  1. Eat the rich Because poor people taste bad
  2. How do you know when your chickens gone bad? It tastes fowl.
  3. What is Jesus's least favorite type of gun? A nail gun.
    Ohhh... that's in bad taste.
  4. Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor.
  5. (bad taste) What's the opposite of Christopher Walkens? Christopher Reeves
  6. What is the fine line between good taste and bad taste? Perineum.
  7. Well aged, full body, great taste. Hey girl, the wine's not bad either!
  8. I don't see what's so bad about lab grown meat... My dog's puppies taste just fine.
  9. Why did Monica Lewinsky quit politics? Because it left a bad taste in her mouth!
  10. In bad taste Im really fired up for my trip to France
  11. My taste in men is so bad, the walk of shame for me is when I'm on my way to a date.
  12. Why does the healthiest food taste so bad? It doesn't your just fat
  13. Why did the whitehouse sandwich taste bad? Because it contained spoiled bratwurst!!! :D
  14. I bit into a raw onion. It tasted bad, so I gave it to my nearest starving African child.
  15. Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice.

Really Bad Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny really bad taste jokes and even better really bad taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I highly doubt that Monica Lewinsky will support Hillary in 2016. I mean, the last time a Clinton was a president, it left a really bad taste in her mouth.
  • I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like.
  • My uncle asked me to DJ his wedding. Apparently, it's in really bad taste to have the first song be "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bad taste can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bad taste puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Bad Taste Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about bad taste you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean taste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bad taste prank.

One day an auto mechanic was working under a car...

and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth.
"Wow," he thought to himself. "That stuff tastes good!"
The next day he told a friend about his amazing discovery.
"It's really good," he said. "I think I'll have a little more today."
His friend was concerned but didn't say anything. The next day the mechanic told his friend he'd drunk an entire cup full of the brake fluid.
"It's great stuff!"
A few days later he was up to a bottle a day. And now his friend was really worried.
"Don't you know brake fluid is toxic? It's very bad for you," said the friend. "You'd better stop drinking it."
"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time."

I've been to a mate's f**... today; he drowned last week...

I got a lot of a**... for my floral tribute in the shape of a life belt.
They said it was in bad taste but I think it's what he would have wanted.

Reasons to allow drinking at work


1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Bad taste

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

I blew a speaker in my car today

yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since.

My ex is like cottage cheese...

she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.

I had a joke about eating girls out...

but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it.

Fool or be fooled

A greedy guy was walking and passed by a hospital and there was a sign that says "pay 100$ for a treatment and if we couldn't treat you we give you 200$ back"
So he decided to fool them and get extra money so he goes in and says to the docter i lost my taste buds and the doctor calls his assistant and says i want a (pp7) potion and the man says it tastes very bad and the doctor says congratulations you got back your taste buds
So the man decides to get revenge and he goes to the same hospital again and said to the doctor i lost my memory so the doctor says to his assistant and says i want a (pp7) potion and the man said isn't that for the taste buds? And the doctor says congratulations you got back your memory
Sorry for the long post (:

Monica Lewinsky just released a statement on the presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton...

She was quoted as saying that she can't vote for Hillary, because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Classic dad joke, but in bad taste

So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(

Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge.

Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad.
I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you.

A traditional Iranian joke

A man has a very bad case of worms so he goes to very famous doctor. the doctor assesses his case and says go to the market buy the biggest juicy watermelon you can find, cut off one end drop your pants and sit on it. The worms will go into it and leave your body. So the guy does just that and when he sits down the king worm comes out tastes the watermelon and says " bring it in boys"!

Apparently Monica Lewinsky is voting Republican

The Democrats must've left a bad taste in her mouth
(Shamefully stolen from facebook sorry if it's a repost)

Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency:

"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump

the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

To all the Bernie supporters...

This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth.

Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump

Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election, because the last time a Clinton was in office, it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Did anyone else see that 60 Minutes interview with Monica Lewinsky last night?

She said she wasn't very happy about possibly having another Clinton in the White House. That the last one left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart.

Because little boys pants are half-off.
Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims
and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.
RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office...

The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths.

Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary?

The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican?

The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth

I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself

But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"

The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"

If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth

Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack.

Bad taste

Did you hear Donald Trump is putting a ban on telecommunications from the middle east!
It's called the Teleban.

I GOT A FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK AT THE MALL TODAY!!

But all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.

Water.....I have news for you.

The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."

How does a cannibal introduce himself?

"Hi. Nice to meat you"
Sorry, this one was in bad taste

I wen my to meet my girlfriend's parentss

Apparently bringing your wife along is "bad taste"
And "inappropriate"
Sorry for the misspelling on the title, I wass rushed

Brake Fluid

A mechanic was working under a car when some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. At first he spit it out, but he found that the aftertaste was not tha bad. He continued working under the car when some more brake fluid found its way into his mouth. This time he swallowed. He really liked the taste of brake fluid! Soon enough, his coworkers found him drinking brake fluid from a cup in the shop. "I don't think that's safe" a concerned coworker pleaded. "You should not be drinking anymore brake fluid, dude" another said. "Don't worry" the mechanic assured them, "I can stop anytime!".

I stop and rest on a park bench....

After a while a blind old black man come and sits next to me with his guard dog, he keeps cursing and grunting so i ask him whats wrong "ahh my blasted wife has been cheating on me with my neighbour and shes taking half the house in the divorce, i didnt see it coming" he says, i chuckle a little at his bad taste joke, then he says "yeah you right son, it could be worse, i could be black"

Just because you like a movie that has a terrible rating on "Rotten Tomatoes" doesn't mean the film is underrated....

It means you have bad taste

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought amy winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle.

It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.

LPT: Take the time to find a toothpaste you like

Otherwise it will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

What is the difference between a p**... and EA?

Both have expensive loot boxes we have to pay for however it's prostitutes who end up with a bad taste in their mouths not their clients.

I feel bad for all the people eating Tide pods.

They haven't figured out that Cascade actionpacs taste way better.

Had to breakup with my girlfriend today...

...Couldn't be going out with someone with such bad taste in men.

Do you know what's sticky, g**..., tastes bad and starts with the letter c?

Cough syrup

A man was in a cafe

He took one sip of the coffee, and grimaced.
Walking to the barista, he asked why it tasted so bad.
The barista shrugged, and told him "well, it was ground this morning!"

Making jokes about ISIS is harder than it seems

If you tell one in bad taste, everybody starts losing their heads.

Monica Lewinsky is now a registered Republican

It seems the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

For ethical reasons I started to only eat vegetables

surprisingly their meat doesn't taste that bad!

My girlfriends vegetarian food isn't too bad

But I think it would taste better if she just put some soul into it..

Did you hear Monica Lewinsky is republican now?

The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
(Shoutout to south park for this joke, i had to share it)

California Condor

A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."

I tried to tell a joke about homeless people eating garbage, but it didn't go well...

I realize now that it was in bad taste.

I blew a speaker in my car today..

It was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth, but I feel a lot better about myself.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of v**...

After the shots are lined in front of him, he asks the bartender to remove the first and the last one
Why order ten shots and then remove two? — asks the bartender — Why not just order eight?
-That's how it is with shots! The first one always tastes bad and the last one always gets me s**...!

A big bar chain opened a bar on Mount Everest.

Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Everyone was bitterly disappointed that the bar did meet their expectations.
A lesson was learnt that day by the owners of the Everest Bar.
Don't set the bar so high.

Two elves are winding down in the North Pole bar after a long day of making toys.

After downing some shots of peppermint schnapps, the first elf says to the second, That COVID outbreak in China has really messed up the toy production schedule. I don't think Santa has ever pushed us so hard! .
The second one added, Yeah, things were so bad today that Rudolph and Blitzen were even called in to work on the assembly line.
The first one got an odd look on his face and said, Well, that explains why those Raisinets I found on the floor tasted so strange.

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