Bad Spelling Jokes
24 bad spelling jokes and hilarious bad spelling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad spelling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bad Spelling Short Jokes
Short bad spelling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad spelling humour may include short correct spelling jokes also.
- Bad pick up line Me: spell me
Her: M-E
Me: you forgot the D
Her: there is no D in me
Me: not yet - What do you call a witch who can't decide between casting good spells or bad spells? Trans-hex-ual
- The last time I saw an asian guy beat that badly..... ...it was by an indian girl at the Scripps National Spelling Bee
- Bad at spelling? Don't worry...
You'll forget how to spell Dementia by the time it sets in!
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Bad Spelling One Liners
Which bad spelling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad spelling? I can suggest the ones about bad grammar and spelling mistake.
- What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo
- What do you call someone bad at spelling? A muggle.
- What does a dyslexic person and a bad mage have in common? Neither can spell.
- You thin ICUP is bad? Spell URATT
- People that are bad at spelling are usually of what blood group? Type O
- How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand.
- Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell.
- I'm really bad at spelling "unecesarry."
Amusing & Witty Bad Spelling Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about bad spelling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling error jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad spelling pranks.
Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President s**...."
Infuriated, Trump called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the u**... is from Putin."
"Vlad? How could he do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's is Melania's."
A man went to the ice cream shop and ordered a chocolate cone...
I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of chocolate.
Oh, that's too bad. I'll have a chocolate cone with sprinkles then.
I'm sorry, Sir, but like I told you, we're out of chocolate.
How about a chocolate/vanilla twist, then?
Let me ask you something. How do you spell the 'van' in 'vanilla'?
V-a-n.
OK! We're on the same page! And how do you spell the 'straw' in 'strawberry'?
S-t-r-a-w.
Right, and lastly, how do you spell the f**...' in 'chocolate'?
There is no f**...' in 'chocolate'.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!
Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .
. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."
An old man with bad memory...
(Edit- spelling)
An old man with bad memory is with his friends, and they're talking about their memory issues.
"My wife and I have been going to this great memory clinic," says the man, "they teach us all sorts of mnemonic devices and other ways to help us remember things."
"That's amazing!" says his friend, "what's the name of the place?"
Taking a moment, the man sits, thinking, and then asks, "okay, what's the name of that flower, its beautiful and red and romantic, but has some thorns?"
"Oh! A rose?"
"That's it!! Hey Rose, what's the name of our memory clinic?"
Two friends, Louis and Moe, walk down a street discussing about a girl.
Louis has been on a bit of a dry spell and is craving some tangy p. Recently, he has caught the attention of this girl, who he thinks is hot. She has made s**... advances. Louis has yet to respond accordingly due to bad timing but wants to oblige her. Moe has heard from her ex-boyfriend that she is easily moisted but may not be too healthy, in regards to this context. He disapproves of Louis going through with it because he had experienced getting s**... once before.
So Moe says to him, Don't do it dude, trust me.
Louis thinks intently about it and says I could see where you're coming from…
But I could also see where she is coming from.