Bad Science Jokes
11 bad science jokes and hilarious bad science puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad science that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Science Short Jokes
Short bad science jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad science humour may include short science bad jokes also.
- A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago: Why are bacteria so bad at math?
Because they multiply by dividing.
RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots. - I came up with a science joke... Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?
They have a big carbon footprint... - I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy... The teacher said, "Less than there are on his face."
- Bad joke X squared +10 and a needle beginning with a t and a really long period of time or a billion years in science is upside down Pepsi bottle
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Happy Bad Science Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bad science you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad doctor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad science pranks.
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A guy named Bob dies and goes to h**...
Before him stands the Devil.
"Hello, Bob. Welcome to h**..." the Devil says. "Now there are seven levels of h**... and since your only sin was cheating on a science test in third grade, you'll be moved to level 1"
"Okay, that doesn't sound so bad" Says Bob
"Level 1 is the hottest level because heat rises. You would know that if you studied for your science test, Bob"
A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...
His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"
The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."
"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"
"An F!"
Why didn't the client tip the server?
Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)
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There was a huge argument in my science lesson today about whether w**... is good or bad for your health
It ended up turning into a mass-debate
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
Bad Science Joke
A high school science teacher is ordering supplies for his class online, but he can't find one particular compound. So he calls the store. "Excuse me sir," says he, "But do you by chance carry Sodium Bromate?" The store owner replies, "Na-BrO"
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A science joke my friend came up with
A physicist is out for a walk when he sees a man on top of a building ready to jump. The man says "Get out of the way, I'm going to jump!" "You don't have enough potential!" The physicist says. "That's another reason for me to kill myself!" The man said. "*You don't have enough potential*" he says again. "That's it! I'm jumping!" Says the man. Whenever he hits the ground, he is still alive, but badly hurt. He asks the physicist "Why did I not die?" "You didn't have enough potential." He said