Bad Relationship Jokes
28 bad relationship jokes and hilarious bad relationship puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad relationship that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bad Relationship Short Jokes
Short bad relationship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad relationship humour may include short bad boyfriend jokes also.
- A bad joke:- Why did the horse feel at home in front of an old couple? Because he found their relationship to be stable
- So, full disclosure: There's this lady across the street whom I've been into for a while now. I just started talking to her and I gotta say...
Lawn distance relationships aren't that bad. - I'm not saying I'm bad at relationships... But Alexa has all but stopped responding to me and only occasionally yells out It's fine
- What do you call someone who has an unhealthy relationship with learning too many languages? They're polyglottenous.
(Sorry it's a bad joke) - Why is the spork so bad in relationships? Because when he's done forking he never wants to spoon.
- I bough my wife a mood ring, and when she's in a good mood the ring turns blue. But when she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.
- Bad Dad Joke: Q: Did you hear two University Geologists broke off their engagement?
A: the relationship was rocky from the start - I recently fell for a girl at Shady Oaks Asylum for the Mentally unsound. I'm now in a committed relationship.
God that was bad wasn't it... - Man 1: My wife suffers from a drinking problem
Man 2: That's too bad. Is she an alcoholic?
Man 1: No, I am. But she is the one that suffers - Half of relationships end because of bad s**.... Mine however ended because of good s**... ... with another woman.
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Bad Relationship One Liners
Which bad relationship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad relationship? I can suggest the ones about bad friend and bad marriage.
- Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women? This is Alexa.
- Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates.
- "hey siri, why am i so bad at relationship with women?" Alexa: ....
- What do you call and a one night stand gone bad? A relationship.......
- Why did the staircase had bad relationship with his mom? because his mom was his stepmom.
- My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.
- Thinking is bad... thinking is bad...
it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships
Howlingly Hilarious Bad Relationship Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about bad relationship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad date jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad relationship pranks.
A kid asks his Granddad for relationship advice...
"Grandpa, Jenny broke up with me today. I feel so bad, I don't know what I'm gonna do"
"Listen kid, you're gonna be alright. You're young and got plenty of time. Let me tell you about what qualities to look for in a woman to have a lasting relationship:
1) Find a woman who makes you laugh
2) Find a woman who has a job and loves housework
3) Find a woman who is honest
4) Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot
5) Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom
6) Most of all, it is **Very Important** that these five women **Never** meet"
A husband and wife will only write notes to each other
A husband and wife are in a bad relationship and they agree that the only way they can talk to each other is through notes. So one night the husband writes a note asking his wife to wake him up at 5am for his business meeting. The following morning he rolls over and sees the time is 8am. He jumps out of bed yelling and cursing at his wife for not walking him up, that's when he looks on the night stand and sees a note from his wife that says "wake up".
A man wishes to join an exclusive local church's congregation...
...and during his interview with the pastor, he's asked if he's ever engaged in any unusual s**... activity. He looks down, embarrassed, and sighs deeply.
"Well, yes, actually. Just last week, my girlfriend had dropped a head of lettuce. When she bent over, and I saw her shapely rear silhouetted by the light nearby, I ... I just couldn't help myself. I had to have her, so I made love to her right then and there."
The pastor replies, "I'm terribly sorry, sir. We can't allow that kind of behavior here. Premarital s**..., even in a loving relationship, is against our doctrine."
The man shrugs, seemingly expecting the rejection. He stands up and begins walking to the door. "Hey, padre? Don't feel bad," he says. "We're not allowed in Wal*Mart any more either."
A board boy sitting in restaurant and taking drinks.
Oneday, Jimmy was bored sitting in a restaurant in front of a Pepsi bottle.
Just later his friend Jekko came and drink the Pepsi.
He said, hello you so board, why?
Jimmy said, bad luck today. In the morning my girlfriend broke relationship with me unknown reason.
My car faces unknown problem, that's why I reached office late.
That's why my boss fired me from the job.
The whole I'm frustated and decided to s**... and mixed poison in the bottle of Pepsi.
It's so bad luck that you drink the whole Pepsi.
The day is really bad for me that I can't take the poison.