Bad Pirate Jokes
20 bad pirate jokes and hilarious bad pirate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad pirate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Pirate Short Jokes
Short bad pirate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad pirate humour may include short kid pirate jokes also.
- This PS4 Pirate Simulator game is rubbish! Bringing your ship into harbour is a nightmare! I guess it's just a bad port.
- I've just downloaded a pirate copy of the new Queen film bohemian rhapsody. The sound wasn't bad but the picture quality was so bad I could just see a silhouette of a man.
- A pirate had a horrible date. He's really going through a bad patch, he couldn't even unhook her bra.
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Bad Pirate One Liners
Which bad pirate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad pirate? I can suggest the ones about birthday pirate and pirate.
- Novice pirates are always bad singers. They can never hit the high seas.
- What starts with two i's and ends with an i and an r? A pirate with bad luck
- What be pirates bad at? Grammarrrrrrrr
- Pirates developed a bad reputation... From dealing seaweed.
- I'm like a pirate... I've got bad karma but I still want gold.
- Why do pirates give bad massages? Because there's no X to mark the spot.
- What do you call a bad Jewish pirate? Les Goldman
Hilarious Bad Pirate Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about bad pirate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirates kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad pirate pranks.
A pirate walks into a bar
With a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: "Oi pirate! What's with the steery thingy on ye belt?"
Pirate: "Yarr it's driving me nuts!" "Also it's me cake day so please don't be swabbing me in the blue cheese for the bad jokes"
I made an attempt!
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A pirate's life
Why is it a bad idea to date a pirate? Because they're only after your b**....
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An old pirate with a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch walks into a bar
The bartender says:
Whoa, that's quite a get up you got there! Tell me how you got that peg leg.
The pirate explains:
Yarr! Ah lost me leg in a mighty battle with the toyal navy!
The bartender asks:
Wow, how about the hand?
Pirate:
'twas me old nemesis Racham the Red cut it off afore I scewerd 'im like a sow at a buffet!
Bartender:
Wow, that's quite a story! How'd you end up with the eye patch?
Pirate:
Seagull s**... in me eye...
Bartender:
A seagull s**... in your eye? Really? How bad could that be?
Pirate:
Arr... 'twas the first day with me new hook...