Bad Pet Jokes
17 bad pet jokes and hilarious bad pet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad pet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Pet Short Jokes
Short bad pet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad pet humour may include short bad cat jokes also.
- I'm really tired of seeing "treat your pets like a member of your family" parroted all over the internet. I would never treat my pets that badly.
- People say that using your pet name as password is very bad idea... but my bcQr#1f!e is just so adorable!
- A bad book is just like a sick pet. Eventually you feel like putting it down
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Bad Pet One Liners
Which bad pet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad pet? I can suggest the ones about bad dog and bad animal.
- Why do dinosaurs make bad pets? Because they're all dead.
- What's something a good scientist or a bad pet owner would say? I'll be in my lab
- I don't like farmers that keep ravens as pets. They're bad yeomans
- Why is it a bad idea to let a Chinese man look after your pets? He might wok your dog
- My wife is such a bad cook... that our pets beg for Tums!
Bad Pet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bad pet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pet dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad pet pranks.
A man is walking his pet carrot
As he's walking his pet carrot it gets hit by a car. After rushing to the ER the man paces the waiting room as the doctor comes out exhausted from surgery. Doctor, is my carrot alive are they ok? The doctors sighs. I have good news and bad news. The good news is your pet carrot is alive the man breathes a sigh of relief. What's the bad news doctor? The doctor looks him in the eyes and says Well I'm sorry but, your carrots gonna be a vegetable for the rest of its life.
I know it's dumb it was just of favorite of my grandfathers a long time ago and I thought I'd share it.
A lady walks into a pet store...
She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO
The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?" The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things." The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.
She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking." The lady finds it amusing.
Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New w**... in the house, business will be booming tonight." The girls are shocked but laugh it off.
A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Jim."
A guy walks up to another guy with a dog. . .
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?" and the other guy replies, "No, not at all."
So then the guy asks, "Can I pet him?" and the other guy says, "Sure." As the man goes to pet the dog, it bites him viciously. The guy complains, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" which the other person replies, "That isn't my dog."
Sorry if bad format. Heard this joke while at the airport.
Cake Day Joke!
An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me – you do not want that parrot!
She said, I can teach it good manners.
But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.
She took it out and said, Did you learn your lesson? It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds. She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.
The parrot said Brr… Yes I learned my lesson, but, what did the chicken do?