Bad Nail Jokes
20 bad nail jokes and hilarious bad nail puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad nail that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Nail Short Jokes
Short bad nail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad nail humour may include short hand nails jokes also.
- In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality.
- At 31 years old, I decided to grow up, kick a bad habit and stopped biting my nails. The nosebleeds are getting annoying, though.
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Bad Nail One Liners
Which bad nail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad nail? I can suggest the ones about nails and toe nail.
- Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter? He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
- Why was Jesus bad at hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards.
- What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit.
I'll see myself out. - Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails? You can say she has a bad habit.
- What is Jesus's least favorite type of gun? A nail gun.
Ohhh... that's in bad taste. - Why were the Carpenter's teeth so bad? Because he was always biting his nails.
Bad Nail Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bad nail you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fingernails jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad nail pranks.
A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math.
A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?" "You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!
A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents move him to a private school
All the sudden inthe private school his grades skyrocket up to A's. Then one night at the dinner table his parents ask,
"Why were you doing so bad in a
public school, and when we switched you to a
private school you did good?" The kid says,
"because I knew they were serious about school.
The first day I walked in they had a guy nailed
to a plus sign."
2 blondes are hammering nails into the side of a garage...
One of them has a problem. She holds each nail in place, but ends up tossing every other one on the ground. Finally she says "Hey, half of these nails are bad - the sharp end is pointing away from the wall!"
The other blonde replied "You idiot, those are for other side of the building!"
two dogs at the vet
A great dane and a poodle are in nearby kennels at a vet's office.
Poodle: "I get overly excited and pee on the floor when my owner comes home. His evil wife is having me put to sleep. What are you in for?"
Dane: "That's too bad. I got way too excited when my owner started doing Bikram yoga. I couldn't help it...I started h**... her like crazy."
Poodle: "So is she putting you down too?"
Dane: "Naw, I'm just getting my nails done."
When I was a young boy, I was bad at Maths
I was so bad that I was expelled from my school for failing that subject so often. Because of this, my father sent me to Catholic school and after going for a year, my grades improved. The reason being, the second I walked through that door and saw the guy nailed to the fricking plus sign, I knew this school meant business.
A father is concerned with his son's bad grades in math
so he decides to enroll him in a Catholic school. After the first marking period, the son has an A in math.
The father is pleased, but he asks his son, "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"
The son replies, "I knew they meant business when I saw the guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign!"