Bad Music Jokes
41 bad music jokes and hilarious bad music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Music Short Jokes
Short bad music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad music humour may include short bad band jokes also.
- Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday Whoops. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
- What's the difference between JR Smith and a bad music composer? One of them still knows the score
- I've been listening to classical music too loud and now my ears hurt. I'm having some pretty bad Bach pains.
- I start to reminisce about the music that I listened to as a kid "Yep. Still as bad as I remember it."
- Where do the bad music terms live? In the larghetto!
^I'll ^show ^myself ^the ^door... ^its ^over ^here...
- What is the simularity between bad rap music and Social Justice Warriors.? It's just great when the BPM drops to zero.
- God says "Great news. I've got a great idea for a #1 music hit" "Bad news is...we'll we can discuss that later"
#tearsinheaven - I've been sat at the piano all day playing classical music... It's given me a really bad Bach.
- How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Bad Music One Liners
Which bad music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad music? I can suggest the ones about bad food and strange music.
- Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music? Because they can only use OneNote!
- You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork
- What do you call someone who's bad at reading and playing music? Helen Keller
- You know what they say about bluegrass music... It's not as bad as it sounds.
- I threw out my back listening to Classical music. Now I have bad Bach pain.
- The reason pop music is bad is because it's pop music
- The 10th letter of the alphabet listened to some really bad music. That's what made J low
- A face had a bad day. It had to face the music.
- What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world..
- Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher? All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
- Why is North Korean music so bad? They've got no Seoul.
Cheerful Bad Music Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about bad music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean metal music jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad music pranks.
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f**... to the beat.
Once, I was at a restaurant and I wanted to f**... so bad, that I couldn't even move.
Fortunately, the restaurant had really loud music so I thought I'd f**... to the beats so that nobody would notice. After several moments, I noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I had been wearing headphones the whole time.
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Why did the music director with bad internet only accept overweight people into his music program?
He wanted more bandwidth!
Taylor Swift went to the doctor..
...And received some bad news.
"You have the beginning stages of Parkinson's." The doctor said with sorrow...
Holding back the tears, Ms. Swift plead, "What am I supposed to do? I have a huge musical career!"
The doctor responded, "Just Shake it Off.."
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an obscenity.
Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.
He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
A man is sent to live amongst a tribe in Africa.
After settling in to his new lodgings he hears a loud set of pipes playing near the tribes village. He asks one of the tribe members what the pipe music is for and he answers, "Nobody know for sure, just that very bad thing happen when they stop." The man begins to worry about what this bad thing could be but after a few days of constant pipe music he begins to settle down but is still curious. However, after a week amongst the tribe, as he was out hunting with a tribe member he hears the pipes begin to die down. Terrified, he asks the tribe member, "What happens now?".
The tribesman covers his ears and whispers, " Drum solo."
Prison ain't so bad
A newly arrived prisoner is sitting in his cell when his cellmate, a lifer who has been inside for 20 years, walks in and sees that the young guy is distressed.
Lifer: Don't worry kid, prison ain't so bad. Do you like to work with your hands?
NewMeat: Sure
Lifer: Well,on Monday we get to work in the Arts and Crafts building. You can paint,do woodworking, pottery whatever.
NewMeat: O.k. that's cool.
Lifer: Do you like Gourmet food?
NewMeat: Sure
Lifer: On Tuesdays a Chef comes in affixes anything you want to eat.
NewMeat: Sounds good
Lifer:Do you like movies?
NewMeat: Yeah
Lifer:Wednesdays we get to watch the latest films that are released to theatres.
NewMeat:Allright that's cool.
Lifer: Do you like Music?
NewMeat: Absolutely!
Lifer: Thursdays we get a concert from big name bands like U2 and Foo Fighters.
NewMeat: Wow!! that is cool!!
Lifer: Are you gay?
NewMeat: Uh, no I'm not gay
Lifer: Oh....... well you're not gonna like Friday's at all.
Just some lame jokes!!
How do people at NASA organize a party??
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They Plan-et!! bad i know! But you read the title..right?
Here's another...
Whats the type of music mummies listen to?
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W-Rap
How bored are you that you're actually even reading these!!
One more...
How did I get out of Iraq??
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I-Ran...
I personally like this one a lot... And you're still here.. so i assume you liked it too... :D
Last one.. okay??
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop??
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You'll find the answer in the comments hopefully.. :P
A Parrot with an attitude
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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What's Behind The Fig Leaf?
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local h**....
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a n**... man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?
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The Nun at h**...
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local h**....
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a n**... man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?'