Bad Music Jokes
44 bad music jokes and hilarious bad music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Music Short Jokes
Short bad music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad music humour may include short bad band jokes also.
- Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday Whoops. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
- What's the difference between JR Smith and a bad music composer? One of them still knows the score
- I've been listening to classical music too loud and now my ears hurt. I'm having some pretty bad Bach pains.
- I start to reminisce about the music that I listened to as a kid "Yep. Still as bad as I remember it."
- Where do the bad music terms live? In the larghetto!
^I'll ^show ^myself ^the ^door... ^its ^over ^here...
- Why did the music director with bad internet only accept overweight people into his music program? He wanted more bandwidth!
- What is the simularity between bad rap music and Social Justice Warriors.? It's just great when the BPM drops to zero.
- God says "Great news. I've got a great idea for a #1 music hit" "Bad news is...we'll we can discuss that later"
#tearsinheaven - I've been sat at the piano all day playing classical music... It's given me a really bad Bach.
- How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Bad Music One Liners
Which bad music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad music? I can suggest the ones about bad food and strange music.
- Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music? Because they can only use OneNote!
- I'm not a fan of elevator music... It's bad on so many levels.
- Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher? All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
- What kind of music is bad for balloons? Pop.
- You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork
- Why is North Korean music so bad? They've got no Seoul.
- Who can like elevator music?? It's so bad on so many levels!
- What do you call someone who's bad at reading and playing music? Helen Keller
- You know what they say about bluegrass music... It's not as bad as it sounds.
- I threw out my back listening to Classical music. Now I have bad Bach pain.
- The reason pop music is bad is because it's pop music
- The 10th letter of the alphabet listened to some really bad music. That's what made J low
- A face had a bad day. It had to face the music.
- What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world..
Cheerful Bad Music Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about bad music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean metal music jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad music pranks.
A blonde saved enough money to buy a convertible.
So she goes out for a drive into the country. Top down, music blaring, what people stereotypically do in convertibles.
She gets to the middle of a field, and sees her friend, who is also blonde, rowing in a boat. In the middle of a field.
She puts her car in park and steps out.
What are you doing?! She yells.
Can't you see I'm boating? Her friend replies.
You're in the middle of a field! You can't row a boat in the middle of a field! It's blondes like you that make blondes like me look bad! I'd go out there and tell you off, but I don't know how to swim.
f**... to the beat.
Once, I was at a restaurant and I wanted to f**... so bad, that I couldn't even move.
Fortunately, the restaurant had really loud music so I thought I'd f**... to the beats so that nobody would notice. After several moments, I noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I had been wearing headphones the whole time.
Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.
Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?
Taylor Swift went to the doctor..
...And received some bad news.
"You have the beginning stages of Parkinson's." The doctor said with sorrow...
Holding back the tears, Ms. Swift plead, "What am I supposed to do? I have a huge musical career!"
The doctor responded, "Just Shake it Off.."
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an obscenity.
Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.
He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
A man is sent to live amongst a tribe in Africa.
After settling in to his new lodgings he hears a loud set of pipes playing near the tribes village. He asks one of the tribe members what the pipe music is for and he answers, "Nobody know for sure, just that very bad thing happen when they stop." The man begins to worry about what this bad thing could be but after a few days of constant pipe music he begins to settle down but is still curious. However, after a week amongst the tribe, as he was out hunting with a tribe member he hears the pipes begin to die down. Terrified, he asks the tribe member, "What happens now?".
The tribesman covers his ears and whispers, " Drum solo."