Bad Momma Jokes

Yo momma cooks so bad...

The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

Yo mommas breath smells so bad

She should be wearing a diaper on her face.

Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad

I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack

Yo momma's breath is so bad...

She can just whisper the word "hi" and revive a room full of coma patients.

Yo momma smell so bad....

I can smell her retronasally.

Your momma's credit is so bad, the bank won't even lend her a pen to fill out a credit application.

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Yo momma stinks so bad.....

She walked into a cemetery and everyone got up and left!