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86 bad math jokes and hilarious bad math puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad math that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bad Math Short Jokes

Short bad math jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad math humour may include short smart math jokes also.

  1. A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago: Why are bacteria so bad at math?
    Because they multiply by dividing.
    RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.
  2. There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones.. ..they make me feel even number.
  3. There are three kinds of people: Those who are good at math, those who are bad at math, and those who are bad at jokes.
  4. There are so many bad puns in this sub it making me numb. But the worst are the math ones. They make me even number.
  5. BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
    I went from 0 to 2π.
    I went absolutely nowhere.
  6. Did you know tall people are usually bad at math? ... cus it's the little things that count
  7. [Math joke] This Fibonacci joke is just as bad as the last two you heard combined as the last two you heard combined
  8. 64% of the people are bad at math, according to a recent statistic Lucky me, I belong to the other 46%
  9. If I had a nickel for every time I was bad at math I would have um...
    I would...
    I'd have um...
    I'd have a lot of nickels alright
  10. Looking at my score, I think I failed the math test but it's hard to tell I'm pretty bad with numbers.

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Bad Math One Liners

Which bad math one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad math? I can suggest the ones about complex math and bad science.

  1. The US has placed 18th for math… It sounds bad, I'm just glad we hit top ten.
  2. I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math... Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.
  3. Not all math puns are bad Just sum
  4. Why is bacteria so bad at math? ...It multiplies by dividing!
  5. I'm bad at math So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
  6. Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision.
  7. Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
  8. If I had a nickel for every time someone said I was bad at math, I'd have $264.13.
  9. Why are all atheists bad at math? The don't believe in higher powers
  10. I was so bad at math my bank refused to give me a loan Thank god I had someone to cosine
  11. I read that 9 out of 10 Americans are bad at math I'm glad I'm one of the other 1%
  12. How do you spot muslim immigrants in a math class? They are really bad at integrating.
  13. Why are christians bad at math? Because they can't sin.
  14. I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count.
  15. The US has placed 18th for math I know it sounds bad, but I'm just glad we hit top ten

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Heartwarming Bad Math Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about bad math you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bad grades jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bad math prank.

Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

My son was like "I got a D in my maths" and I was like "That's really bad" and my wife was like "you need to stop doing his homework."

Marriage or Death

At my second wedding my buddy was giving a speech. He started by telling me he had some bad news - 50% of marriages end in divorce. That's not the worst part though - the other half end in death. So I started thinking, my first one ended in divorce, so the odds are in my favor. I wondered about the math, so I started doing the equation and it turns out I'd rather be single than dead.
- I'm writing a set, notes and critiques are more than welcome

I'm bad at math

So 2n+2n is 4n to me

I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math

Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws.

A bad math joke I came up with

A little boy sees something way up in the sky and runs to his mom to ask her what it is. She points the boy to his father and tells him to ask him so the boy runs over to his father and asks what is in the sky. The father can't answer either but points the boy to his uncle saying he should be able to help. The boy runs over to his uncle but his uncle doesn't have an answer either and just points the boy back to his mother, the boy then knows what is in the sky.
[Because it takes 3 points to define a plane](/spoiler)

If I had a nickel for everytime i was told I waa bad at math...

I'd have 23 cents.

Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms.

Student: what if they don't reciprocate?
Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good.

Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?

It's the old m**... math moth myth.

Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

I know it's old but still..

Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words.
Applicant : Very bad at maths.

Why was h**... bad at math?

Because could never find the Final Solution.

There are three things I hate

Bad maths

Two students were complaining about math class.

"I hate math. Well, I really just hate numbers." "What do you mean?" "Take seventeen, for instance. I hate seventeen. There's nothing good about seventeen." "What's so bad about seventeen?" "Nothing really. It's just a prime example."

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

After thinking about how bad the average person is at math

I've realized that about 75% of people are worse.

what do you call a student's life who is bad at math and has a stutter?

a mathacre

There are 3 types of students in my school.

Those that are good at maths and those that are bad.

When I was a young boy, I was bad at Maths

I was so bad that I was expelled from my school for failing that subject so often. Because of this, my father sent me to Catholic school and after going for a year, my grades improved. The reason being, the second I walked through that door and saw the guy nailed to the fricking plus sign, I knew this school meant business.

My old girlfriend was bad at math

That's Y she's my X.

What's got three thumbs and is bad at maths?

THIS guy!

Why are feminists bad at math?

Their only answer is 2x :')

A German bad at math:

Instructor: "Do you know the answer to the question, what is 5 + 5?"
German bad at math: 9!

A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math.

A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?" "You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!

Someone who jerks off to math...

Has a bad case of Calculust.

9/8 of common core teaches bad math

That's why 10/3 Americans cannot do fractions right

Theres a 20% chance this will be funny

theres also a 10% chance im bad a math

I wrote my maths test today

And I failed. Guess it's a bad aftermath.

Why is the k**... bad at math?

They don't believe in integration.

A father is concerned with his son's bad grades in math

so he decides to enroll him in a Catholic school. After the first marking period, the son has an A in math.
The father is pleased, but he asks his son, "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"
The son replies, "I knew they meant business when I saw the guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign!"

I heard 8/10 people are bad at math..

Good to know I'm in the other 2%

Genie: you get three wishes

Me: I wish you were bad at math
Genie: Ok done! You have six wishes left

Math joke

M>have you heard the story of the three eggs and one was good ?
H> not yet
M> two bad...
H> go back to bed ya sh*t head
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* P.S. the first joke my father taught me, R.I.P. *
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I thought the math exam was bad enough. But when I finished i realised...

I had to deal with the aftermath.

There is two things I are bad at:

1. My Grammar.
2. My Math.
3.My sense of Humor.

My friend told me he's bad at math...

I said me three!

Did you hear about the statistics major who ended up homeless when they couldn't find a job after graduation?

It was a real bad after-math.

My 6 year-old son returns home with a sad expression on his face after getting a bad grade on Math that day

My wife agrees that I should stop helping him with his homework.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I'm bad at math...

I'd have 50 cents.

They say 88 percent people are bad at maths

Luckily I am among the remaining 22 percent.

Why are Jews bad Math Teachers?

Because they are afraid of the final solution

They say 1 in 4 adults are abysmal at maths.

The other 2 are just bad.

My friend asked me to stop making Math jokes

I said that I'm sorry, but bad jokes are my division

s**... is a lot like math.

I am bad at it.

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