Bad Math Jokes
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- A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago: Why are bacteria so bad at math?
Because they multiply by dividing.
RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots. - There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones.. ..they make me feel even number.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who are good at math, those who are bad at math, and those who are bad at jokes.
- BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere. - Did you know tall people are usually bad at math? ... cus it's the little things that count
- [Math joke] This Fibonacci joke is just as bad as the last two you heard combined as the last two you heard combined
- 64% of the people are bad at math, according to a recent statistic Lucky me, I belong to the other 46%
- Looking at my score, I think I failed the math test but it's hard to tell I'm pretty bad with numbers.
- Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate?
Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good. - There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad.
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Bad Math One Liners
Which bad math one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad math? I can suggest the ones about complex math and bad science.
- The US has placed 18th for math… It sounds bad, I'm just glad we hit top ten.
- I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math... Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.
- Not all math puns are bad Just sum
- Why is bacteria so bad at math? ...It multiplies by dividing!
- I'm bad at math So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
- Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
- If I had a nickel for every time someone said I was bad at math, I'd have $264.13.
- I was so bad at math my bank refused to give me a loan Thank god I had someone to cosine
- I read that 9 out of 10 Americans are bad at math I'm glad I'm one of the other 1%
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math? They have trouble forming solutions.
- They say 88 percent people are bad at maths Luckily I am among the remaining 22 percent.
- My friend told me he's bad at math... I said me three!
- There is two things I are bad at: 1. My Grammar.
2. My Math.
3.My sense of Humor. - I wrote my maths test today And I failed. Guess it's a bad aftermath.
Heartwarming Bad Math Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about bad math you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad grades jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad math pranks.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
My son was like "I got a D in my maths" and I was like "That's really bad" and my wife was like "you need to stop doing his homework."
Marriage or Death
At my second wedding my buddy was giving a speech. He started by telling me he had some bad news - 50% of marriages end in divorce. That's not the worst part though - the other half end in death. So I started thinking, my first one ended in divorce, so the odds are in my favor. I wondered about the math, so I started doing the equation and it turns out I'd rather be single than dead.
- I'm writing a set, notes and critiques are more than welcome
Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?
He drops the base when doing logs.
I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math
Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws.
A bad math joke I came up with
A little boy sees something way up in the sky and runs to his mom to ask her what it is. She points the boy to his father and tells him to ask him so the boy runs over to his father and asks what is in the sky. The father can't answer either but points the boy to his uncle saying he should be able to help. The boy runs over to his uncle but his uncle doesn't have an answer either and just points the boy back to his mother, the boy then knows what is in the sky.
[Because it takes 3 points to define a plane](/spoiler)
An old lady at the clinic.
Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you that you have Alzheimer's disease.
Old lady: What? No way! I played poker, did math problems, and everything to prevent this...
Doctor: It's OK ma'am. Just keep doing what you're doing to prevent your condition from worsening.
Old lady: Sure.
Doctor: I will also encourage you to write down things that may be memory intensive, and keep a daily journal.
Old lady: I will.
Doctor: I will see you in three week's time.
Old lady: Thank you! I guess i should accept my condition. At least it's not as bad as having Alzheimer's.
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Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?
It's the old m**... math moth myth.
I know it's old but still..
Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words.
Applicant : Very bad at maths.
There are three things I hate
Bad maths
Two students were complaining about math class.
"I hate math. Well, I really just hate numbers." "What do you mean?" "Take seventeen, for instance. I hate seventeen. There's nothing good about seventeen." "What's so bad about seventeen?" "Nothing really. It's just a prime example."
After thinking about how bad the average person is at math
I've realized that about 75% of people are worse.
what do you call a student's life who is bad at math and has a stutter?
a mathacre
When I was a young boy, I was bad at Maths
I was so bad that I was expelled from my school for failing that subject so often. Because of this, my father sent me to Catholic school and after going for a year, my grades improved. The reason being, the second I walked through that door and saw the guy nailed to the fricking plus sign, I knew this school meant business.
My old girlfriend was bad at math
That's Y she's my X.
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What's got three thumbs and is bad at maths?
THIS guy!
A German bad at math:
Instructor: "Do you know the answer to the question, what is 5 + 5?"
German bad at math: 9!
A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math.
A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?" "You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!
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Someone who jerks off to math...
Has a bad case of Calculust.
9/8 of common core teaches bad math
That's why 10/3 Americans cannot do fractions right
Why are priest bad at maths ?
Because they don't sin
Theres a 20% chance this will be funny
theres also a 10% chance im bad a math
I thought the math exam was bad enough. But when I finished i realised...
I had to deal with the aftermath.
Did you hear about the statistics major who ended up homeless when they couldn't find a job after graduation?
It was a real bad after-math.
My 6 year-old son returns home with a sad expression on his face after getting a bad grade on Math that day
My wife agrees that I should stop helping him with his homework.
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They say 1 in 4 adults are abysmal at maths.
The other 2 are just bad.
My friend asked me to stop making Math jokes
I said that I'm sorry, but bad jokes are my division
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Why are all atheists bad at math?
The don't believe in higher powers
