Bad Mama Jokes

Funniest Bad Mama Short Jokes

Short bad mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad mama humour may include short baby mama jokes also.

1. Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad
2. Yo mama's teeth are so bad That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans
3. Yo mama so dumb.. On a hot summer day she saw some dry fruits, felt bad, then tried to rehydrate them.
4. A Bad Joke for History 10/10 - "It was awful until I learned the name of the book." -Sugar Daddy, "A fake legend." -Sugar Mama
5. I know I know, smoking's bad for me and all. But, my mama told me never to be a quitter.
6. Your momma's credit is so bad, the bank won't even lend her a pen to fill out a credit application.

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Bad Mama One Liners

Which bad mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad mama? I can suggest the ones about nasty mama and bad woman.

1. Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
2. Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
3. Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
4. Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
5. Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
6. Yo mama's breath is so bad people look forward to her farts!
7. Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Laughter Bad Mama Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about bad mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby momma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad mama pranks.