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27 bad knee jokes and hilarious bad knee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad knee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bad Knee Short Jokes

Short bad knee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad knee humour may include short weak knees jokes also.

  1. A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split. The attendant began to make it for him and said "Crushed nuts?" And the guy said, No, I just have a bad knee."
  2. Do you know Chinese people have very bad knees? When they meet each other, they often ask: "knee how?"
  3. I was in quite a severe accident when I was younger, it damaged my legs really bad. I had to get a double kid knee transplant.
  4. Did you here about that Leg Doctor He shattered his entire left leg and had to get a metal replacement.
    It was a really bad case of Iron-Knee
  5. Remember when you could refer to your knees as left and right... instead of good and bad? Ah, good times
  6. What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap? I don't need your bad kid knees.
  7. If you're having bow problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
  8. I have some serious pain after spending way too much time on my knees while younger Doing construction work and laying flooring.
    Installing carpeting is almost as bad as s**... d**...

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Bad Knee One Liners

Which bad knee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad knee? I can suggest the ones about new knees and knee.

  1. I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs.
  2. Some people have bad knees, But I have fun knees
  3. Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bad knee can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bad knee puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Delightful Fun Bad Knee Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about bad knee you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean knee pain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bad knee prank.

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry, but your kidneys are failing.

Me: I can't believe this is happening.
Wife (sobbing): How will we tell our son?
Me: ... I'll tell him.
[Later at home, sitting down with son]
Me: Bad news kid, your knees are failing.

A guy goes to the doctor with a sore leg....

The doctor runs the normal tests and takes some x-rays. Unable to find the problem he finally decides to listen to the leg with his stethoscope, at the knee he hears "hey give me $5" at the calf he hears "hey give me $10" at the ankle he hears "hey give me$15". He takes off the stethoscope, looks up the patient and says " I have some bad news, your leg is broke in three places"

An old man.....

An old man limped into a doctors office and said, "Doctor, my left knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"
The doctor, slowly eyed him from head to toe, and asked, "Sir, how old are you?"
The old man replied that he was 98.
The doctor, just sighed, and said to the old man, "Sir, just look at you, you're 98 years of age! You're nearly 100 years old, and you're complaining that your left knee hurts! What do you expect?"
The old man looks at him and replies, "Well my right knee's also 98, and that doesn't hurt!"

An old married couple are sitting on their porch one morning...

...when suddenly the old lady lashes out with her cane and hits her husband on the knee.
"Ow! What'd ya do that for?" He asked.
"That's for 60 years of bad s**...!"
He stewed in silence a few moments, rubbing his knee. All of a sudden he took his cane and thumped his wife on her knee.
"Ow! What's that for?"
"That's for knowing the difference."

A blonde walks into a doctor's office, the doctor asks what's wrong and the blonde says "My entire body hurts!"

"Oh?" Said the doctor, "like a whole body ache?"
"No!" said the blonde "like everywhere is searing pain! Here I'll show you!"
The blonde pokes her shoulder "That really hurt!"
She pokes her stomach "That really hurt too!"
She bends down and pokes her knees "Both of those hurt super bad! Can you help me doctor!?"
The doctor looks at her, sighs, and says "Yes I can help you, in fact I solved your problem"
"What is it!?"
"Your finger's broken"

A woman is suicidally depressed

She's quite obese, unattractive, and lonely. Life having dealt her a bad hand, she buys a p**... and resolves to end her own life.
Wanting it to be quick, she calls her doctor to ask him where the heart is.
"It's right under the left breast", he replies.
So she hangs up, takes a deep breath, and shoots herself in the knee.

A guy is out hunting...

He sees a bear and shoots at it. He misses, and suddenly slips and falls down the mountainside. His leg is caught in a bear trap, and the bear is coming right towards him. He cries out, "Lord, I know I've done some bad things in my life, but I promise to repent now if you make this bear a Christian!" The bear skids to a halt, drops to his knees, clasps his paws together and says, "O Lord, I thank you for the food I am about to receive!"

A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully,

slowly climbed up onto a counter stool.
He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.
Crushed nuts? asked the server.
No, he answered.
Bad knees.

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl

She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army p**... and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital o**... and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just by your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

1 very stretched breast.

A lady walks into the doctors office,

Doctor: So what's wrong?
Lady: Well... I've got 1 normal breast and 1 very stretched breast and i don't know what to do
Doctor: Surely it isn't as bad, let me see.
\*The lady lifts her shirt and her right breast just drops out to her knee\*
Doctor: WOW! i have never seen anything like this! How is this possible?
Lady: I know right? well there is one thing..
Doctor: Tell me?
Lady: Well my husband wants to hold my breast when he sleeps.
Doctor: Hmm, but that shouldn't cause this big of a stretch..

Lady: But.. we do sleep in a bunkbed.

A blonde went to a ventriloquist show....

And the ventriloquist kept making blonde jokes. As the evening progressed the blonde got madder and madder until she couldn't take it any more.
She stood up and yelled at the ventriloquist.
Listen, I am sick and tired of the blonde jokes. I am an attorney in a successful law firm. I have had arguments in the top courts and am a well regarded member of the society.
The ventriloquist felt bad and began to apologize but before he could the blonde interrupted him.
Saying, Hey! You stay out of this. This is between me and the guy on your knee!

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army p**... and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital o**... and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Two men wisely spend one dollar..

Two men only have a dollar to spend. They both decide to spend this dollar on a beer. One of them leaves and comes back with a hot dog.
"Why did you buy a hotdog? You were supposed to get a beer!"
"Listen, I'm going to put this hot dog in my zipper. We will go to all the gay bars around here and I'll get down on you. The bartenders and people will love us so much that we will get free beer all night!"
The two men ended up going to 9 bars, getting free beer the whole way. When they get to the tenth bar o**... looks to the other and says..
"Hey, my knees are starting to hurt from getting down on you so much."
The other guy replies, "You think you've got it bad? You lost that hot dog 4 bars ago."

A man visits his doctor, complaining of hearing voices in his leg.

The doctor asks if the man has seen his psychiatrist, but the man insisted, "You are the family doctor, you are the only one that I trust with this."
The doctor uses his stethoscope on his patient's knee. He hears "Hey, hey doc, can you lend me 5 dollars?"
The doctor is alarmed, but continues to check. He next listens to the ankle and hears, "Doctor, do you think you could spare me 10 dollars? I'm good for it!"
Finally, the doctor listens to the patient's shin and hears, "You look like the reliable type, do you think you could spot me 20 dollars?"
The doctor sighs, and tells his patient the bad news. "Well, it seems your leg is broke in three places."

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