Bad Hockey Jokes
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I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games?
Because they never have good periods.
*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*
That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.
Why was Jesus bad at hockey?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?
...six more weeks of bad hockey!
Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player? Her coach was a pumpkin.
Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies?
Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads.
Who's the greatest hockey player of all time in bad weather?
Rain Gretzky
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