Bad History Jokes
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1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning.
1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.
My mate Dave's got a bad history with cobbler's and he refuses to replace his favourite shoes, despite having lots of holes in them.
He said he's got *trusty-shoes...*
History tends to judge h**... rather harshly. He really wasn't that bad.
After all, he killed h**....
Despite my excellence in all other school subjects, I always got bad grades in Greek history.
It was my Achille's elbow
What do the bad parts of American history and common sense have in common?
They are being wiped from existence.
Did you hear they're selling the house where they filmed American History X?
The interior is okay but it has really bad curb appeal.
What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman?
Christmas.
He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.
Also his parents are dead.
Good news, bad news
A man was feeling ill and went to the doctor, and the latter said he needs tests before determining what's wrong, and told him to comeback in a week
A week passed and the man came to the hospital, and the doctor told him: "I have good news and bad news"
"The bad news is that your treatment will take some time
The good news is that you will go down in history, as a new disease will be named after you"
They say history repeats itself...
But I never expected it to repeat itself so soon, let alone at the superbowl! I haven't seen a lead blown so bad since Hillary's 2016 Campaign!
My friend had a history exam today
I told her, "Godspeed."
"The exam is about Islam." She told me.
"Oh my bad. Allahspeed, then."
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