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Bad Halloween Jokes

7 bad halloween jokes and hilarious bad halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Bad Halloween Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good bad halloween joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume.

Apparently "The Emperor's New Clothes" was a bad idea.

This halloween, I will dress up as my father.

Too bad nobody will get to see my costume

(Bad metal joke) My brother really hates halloween

Last year he spent all night Smashing Pumpkins

I got a really bad costume idea for your dog.

1) Get a baby doll
2) cover it in fake blood
3) Attach it to the dog somehow
4) Say your dog is dressed as a Dingo for halloween.

Why couldn't the r**... go as a ghost for Halloween?

Because he was told a r**... in a white sheet was a bad idea.

On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.

You'll get Jurasskicked.

Halloween joke

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a bad boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!


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