The Best 6 Bad Gym Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bad Gym jokes. There are some bad gym jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bad gym puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bad Gym Jokes and Puns

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

I went up to a homeless man sitting on a bench in the town centre today with a cup of coffee for him.

I sat next to him and asked how he'd got in this position. He said to me "You know, three weeks ago I had it all, my own accomodation, a cook, good food, the internet,TV, I used to go to the gym,to the swimming pool, the library, everything" I replied, "Blimey, that's a bit rough, what happened, bad luck, divorce,drugs,alcohol problems"? He said "Na, I got released from prison"

My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!

It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.

Bad Gym joke, My gym teacher was shouting at me like  Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!

Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)

I've recently started going to the gym so I can have big arm muscles but I'm thinking of quitting and just getting a buffalo tattoo instead. That way when I wave to people it can still be a buff hello .

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.


TIL: The last time Roy Moore went to the gym, he noticed a hole in his new trainer big enough to put a finger in...

...Too bad she made a formal complaint.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bad gym jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bad gym piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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