Bad Grammar Jokes
37 bad grammar jokes and hilarious bad grammar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad grammar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bad Grammar Short Jokes
Short bad grammar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad grammar humour may include short bad english jokes also.
- I spoke with Bill Withers and I told him that "Ain't no sunshine" was bad grammar. He said "I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know"
- I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar. I want to make a gouda one.
- Why are female inmates bad at grammar? Because they have their period in the middle of their sentence.
- Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad
- Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious. I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
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Bad Grammar One Liners
Which bad grammar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad grammar? I can suggest the ones about bad spelling and english grammar.
- How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're.
- What is worse than bad grammar? pour grammar
- Bad grammar makes me [sic]
- My grammar is so bad That I fell in a good....
- How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it.
- My English teacher always says my grammar's bad. But yesterday she missed a period.
- There is two things I are bad at: 1. My Grammar.
2. My Math.
3.My sense of Humor. - What does me at the Bad Grammar Competion and the weather have in common? We both win'd
- I'm very bad at grammar. Even my blood is a typo.
- I hate bad grammar. It makes me [sic].
- You know what they say about guys with big noses and bad grammar They smell really good
- What do you call an elephant with bad grammar? A elephant.
- What do you call a dumb cow who is bad at grammar? An oxymoron.
- I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad.
Howlingly Hilarious Bad Grammar Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about bad grammar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling mistake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad grammar pranks.
Old Joke From Bosnia
A boy rides up to his friend on his bike, he says "Look at me I can ride my bike!"
The friend says "Mhmm"
The next day the boy rides up again
Boy "Look I can ride with out using my legs!"
friend "Mmmhm"
Again the boy rides up again later that day
Boy "Look I can ride with out my legs or arms!"
friend "Mmmhmm"
The next day the boy rides up again on his bike
the boy says "Look I can ride without my teeth!"
(Sorry for the bad grammar)
Bad grammar / punctuation
Girl: I don't think I'd date a guy who cares if I have grammar or punctuation.
Guy: Well I don't think I'd date a girl who's bad at punctuation. What if she misses her period and doesn't realize it?
[ORIGINAL VERSION WITH ERROR]
Girl: I don't think I'd date a guy who cares if I have grammar or punctuation.
Guy: Well I don't think I'd date a girl who's bad at punctuation. What if she gets her period and doesn't realize it?
A man asked his friend "how did your mother died?"
"She fell off the roof and destroyed the balcony" his friend replied.
"Oh then she died?" asked the man.
"No, then she fell on the garage and destroyed it." his friend responded.
"Ah! Then she died?" the man asked again.
"No! Then she fell on the car and destroyed it"
"Oh that definitely must have been when she died!" the man remarked.
"No. She was destroying everything. So we shot her!"
p.s. I'm sorry for my bad grammar, this is an Old Persian joke that I've tried to translate, please let me know how can I improve it
There was a white doctor in African village
After a while the local realised that some women had white babies. It didn't bother them much but they was curious about it for months. So after a while they decided to ask him and the leader went to the doctor with some fellas. They asked the doctor;
"Doctor, we don't have any trouble with it but we got to ask that you know some of our women gave born to white babies."
Doc answered "Yeah?"
"So we were curious about if you were related to it?"
Then doctor said "You know not always black people gave born to black babies. For example, there are white horses in the farm but they sometimes gave born to black baby horses.
Then the leader get shocked and shouted "Okay, you forget all about the horses, we forget women!"
Sorry for bad grammar