Bad Golfer Jokes
21 bad golfer jokes and hilarious bad golfer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad golfer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Golfer Short Jokes
Short bad golfer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad golfer humour may include short bad golf jokes also.
- What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack, dang. A bad skydiver goes dang, whack.
- A golfer was thinking of bringing an extra pair of pants. He figured it's not a bad idea, just in case he got a hole in one.
- A golfer misses a putt... He read the break as left-to-right, but it hit the edge of the cup and went the other way.
It was a bad lip reading.
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Bad Golfer One Liners
Which bad golfer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad golfer? I can suggest the ones about golfer and golf pro.
- I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water.
- I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water.
- Why were the golfer's donuts so bad? Because he couldn't get a hole in one!
- Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer? He can't drive 55.
- How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad s**...
- Why did the golfer die? He had a bad s**...
- A bad golfer died while m**.... He died as he lived: Too many strokes.
- How do you know that h**... was a bad golfer? He killed himself in the bunker!
Comedy Bad Golfer Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about bad golfer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golfer caddie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad golfer pranks.
A golfer went to a fortuneteller
He asked, "can you tell me if there are golf courses in Heaven?"
The fortuneteller entered a trance to ponder his question. After several minutes she responded- "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, the golf courses in Heaven are beautiful beyond any earthly imagination."
"That's wonderful!" said the golfer.
"And you'll be teeing off at eight-thirty next Friday."
A golfer is playing a par 4 hole.
His first shot is right down the middle, but the second shot lands in a sand trap. He swings hard. The ball clears the trap but hooks badly. A famous rock group is walking by. The ball ricochets off the side of the head of m**... Jagger, killing him instantly. It bounces off the head of Keith Richards, killing him too, but then lands on the green and rolls into the cup.
Yep, you got it, he killed two Stones with one birdie.
So an elderly golfer dies on the course and arrives at the pearly gates...
St. Peter looks upon his life and deems him worthy to enter heaven. But first, St. Peter asks him to recall the moments leading to his demise.
"I went out to the golf course, like i do every so often, and I was having a particularly great round. I was even on target to set a new personal best!"
Peter, confused, asks him, "So what happened? how did you end up here?"
The golfer looks at him and states, "I had a bad s**......"