Bad French Jokes
25 bad french jokes and hilarious bad french puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad french that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad French Short Jokes
Short bad french jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad french humour may include short french jokes also.
- When I was a kid my mom used to say " Perdon my French" when she said any bad word. I'll never forget the day in school when my teacher ask if could speak French.
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Bad French One Liners
Which bad french one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad french? I can suggest the ones about bad english and french people.
- Why do French ghosts smell so bad? Zay are, ow you say, "covered in sheet".
- what do french people call a bad Thursday Trajeudi
- My mom's french and my dad's greek Too bad I'm a freek
- What do French people call a really bad Thursday ? A trajeudi
- Why did the French ghost smell so bad? He was covered in sheet.
- Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.
- Why do the French make such bad farmers? They hate the germination.
- The French are debating leaving the E.U. Just like them to run when things get bad.
- What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi.
- What do French people shout when a band is bad? Sacre-BOO!
- What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll e**... myself out now.....
Cheeky Bad French Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about bad french you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french language jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad french pranks.
An Englishman, Frenchman and a Soviet go to an art exhibition.
They come to a marble bust of Adam and Eve. The Englishman says "Look at their calm repose, their stiff upper lip. They must have been English."
The Frenchman says "Look at their nakedness, their natural artistic beauty. They must have been French."
The Soviet goes "No no. They have no food, no water, no clothes and no shelter, and they're told they live in a Paradise. They're obviously Russian!"
Joke best told with very bad accents
A company of the French Foreign Legion are lost in the desert...
The Captain assembles his men and says: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is... we have run out of food and there is nothing to eat but sand. The good news is... there's plenty."
Problems of language ( sorry for bad english)
Two Hungaryan policeman stops a car. The driver cant speak hungaryan so he tries to speak in english. The two policeman cant understan it and they just looking at the guy. Then the driver speaks to them in german, french, and a bunch of other languages. The policemen let him go. Then one of them says: Shouldnt we learn any languages? The other says: Why sould we? That guy knows so many languages but they still useless.