Bad French Jokes
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An Englishman, Frenchman and a Soviet go to an art exhibition.
They come to a marble bust of Adam and Eve. The Englishman says "Look at their calm repose, their stiff upper lip. They must have been English."
The Frenchman says "Look at their nakedness, their natural artistic beauty. They must have been French."
The Soviet goes "No no. They have no food, no water, no clothes and no shelter, and they're told they live in a Paradise. They're obviously Russian!"
Joke best told with very bad accents
A company of the French Foreign Legion are lost in the desert...
The Captain assembles his men and says: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is... we have run out of food and there is nothing to eat but sand. The good news is... there's plenty."
what do french people call a bad Thursday
Trajeudi
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My mom's french and my dad's greek
Too bad I'm a freek
Why did the French ghost smell so bad?
He was covered in sheet.
Problems of language ( sorry for bad english)
Two Hungaryan policeman stops a car. The driver cant speak hungaryan so he tries to speak in english. The two policeman cant understan it and they just looking at the guy. Then the driver speaks to them in german, french, and a bunch of other languages. The policemen let him go. Then one of them says: Shouldnt we learn any languages? The other says: Why sould we? That guy knows so many languages but they still useless.
Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?
They use French resistors.
Why do the French make such bad farmers?
They hate the germination.
The French are debating leaving the E.U.
Just like them to run when things get bad.
There was once a professional French soccer team whose players were all ducks
Named Le Tariat, they were so good that all other teams were amateur by comparison. This led to a lot of resentment, and the other teams all shunned them. While most simply ignored them, a few were very mean about it.
Le Tariat hatched a plan to kidnap the meanest of the players who were shunning them. In the middle of the night they did exactly that. They were caught though, and ended up going to prison where, being much smaller than the human inmates, they had a very bad time.
So in the end, seizing the meanies of pro duck shun didn't make the pro Le Tariat any happier.
What do French people shout when a band is bad?
Sacre-BOO!
french vs german , who won ?
a drunk old man was found crying inconsolably by his friend .
"what's wrong ? "
"i did something terribly bad that to this day I terribly regret"
"but what have you done ?!"
"do you remember when the germans came to tunisia for the french ? , i offered a french girl a place to hide from the germans "
" you are a gentleman ! , why do you regret it "
" it wasn't for free you know what i mean "
" that's so bad but it's better than being killed if she was ok with that"
" you don't understand , should i tell her that the war is over " haha
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My wife saw a French cookery program on TV...
...so she sent me out at lunchtime to buy some snails. I got the bus into town, found a deli, and bought a bag of snails.
As I was walking back to the bus-stop, I bumped into one of my mates. "Kinygos, how's it going? I was just talking with the boys about you. Hey, they're still at the pub, come on, let's go see them."
"I'm sorry man, I can't...I've gotta get these bad boys back to the missus"
"Oh come on dude, just one drink"
So that night, around midnight, I'm staggering back home, get to my house, bump into my gate, accidentally tear the bag I'm carrying dropping the snails all over the path. Just then, the front door bursts open, and my wife is standing there r**....
Quick as a flash, I looked down at the snails and said "Come on lads, not far to go"
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Bad French One Liners
Which bad french one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad french? I can suggest the ones about bad english and french people.
- what do french people call a bad Thursday Trajeudi
- Why did the French ghost smell so bad? He was covered in sheet.
- Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.
- Why do the French make such bad farmers? They hate the germination.
- The French are debating leaving the E.U. Just like them to run when things get bad.
- What do French people shout when a band is bad? Sacre-BOO!
- My mom's french and my dad's greek Too bad I'm a freek