Bad Fisherman Jokes
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A Bad Original Joke
One day, a farmer walked up to a fisherman, and said, "Oi, I found this 'ere red thing glimmerin' at the river over yonder. Issa worth much?"
The fisherman takes a look at what the farmer caught. After inspecting it for quite some time, he frowns and says, "I'm afraid it's worthless, sir.
The farmer frowns. "I'm not sure what you're talking about. It's glimmerin', and it looks like a ruby if I've ever seen one!"
"I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid this is just a red herring."
A cop went into a fisherman's house to search for drugs. He had a bad feeling as he walked in.
Something seemed fishy.
How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?
"Aboot this big"
What's the difference between a fisherman and a bad boy at school?
One baits hooks, the other hates books.
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