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Bad Fencing Jokes

16 bad fencing jokes and hilarious bad fencing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad fencing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bad Fencing Short Jokes

Short bad fencing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad fencing humour may include short broken fence jokes also.

  1. To the guy that's bad at building fences... Oops, wrong place for this post.
    Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you.
  2. I'm pretty bad at building fences... Oops, this was the wrong place to post.
    Again.
    Guess I'll have to make another repost.

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Bad Fencing One Liners

Which bad fencing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad fencing? I can suggest the ones about fencer and garden fencing.

  1. Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.
  2. I feel bad for whoever took the silver in fencing. Their dreams of gold were foiled.
  3. I am pretty bad at building fences. Oops, wrong place for this post.
  4. Did you know fences make good neighbors And bad neighbors make good fertilizer.

Bad Fencing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bad fencing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad fishing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad fencing pranks.

The two old-timers...

...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"

A highly successful blonde business woman was headed west

She was on her way to a work conference, driving through Arkansas.
As she's cruising along she comes across a farm and out in the middle of the field is a blonde in a rowboat, surrounded by cows, rowing like mad and going nowhere.
She's p**.... She pulls over and jumps out of her car, runs up to the fence, and begins shouting.
"I don't know who the h**... you are, but you're giving all of us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come over there and kick your a**...!"

My best friend went to prison because he kept stealing things from people's gardens. He was just released but my wife told me not to invite him to our BBQ next week.

I feel a bit bad. I hope he doesn't take a fence.

Two blind pilots are on a plane

They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.
The passengers start shrieking and suddenly the plane lifts, avoiding the fence at the last second. All the passengers calm down, thinking it was a bad joke.
In the pilot cabin, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says : "You know what? One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all going to die"

Santa's bad day

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were gone, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of r**.... When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had finished the cider and the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the liquor bottle, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa stomped to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Desperately Seeking Humor

The jokes here have gotten so bad and reposted that it makes me think back to my childhood for something we found funny, as kids. What better place to share our fave brand of cruelty humor than here. Apologies if this has ever been brought up here before. I'm desperate, please add your favorite cruelty jokes. Short list, I'll try to remember more.
What do you call a girl hanging on a fence? Barb
What do you call a quadraplegic in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a girl with one leg? Peg
What do you call a girl midget? Minnie
What do you call a quadriplegic at the ballpark? Home Plate
What do you call a girl who puts out on the first date? Lucy
Help me out here...