Bad Elephant Jokes
20 bad elephant jokes and hilarious bad elephant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad elephant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Elephant Short Jokes
Short bad elephant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad elephant humour may include short baby elephant jokes also.
- a pretty bad joke my dad once told me what do you get when you cross a elephant, rhino, and a hippo?
helliphino - How do you get an elephant in a Safeway carrier bag? You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!) - What's the most unbiased news source? National Geographic because in the end they always report the bad side to donkeys and elephants, not exclusively one.
- Circumcising elephants isn't too bad of a job... The pay is pretty low, but at least the tips are big...
- What is the difference between an elephant and a parakeet? One is an elephant, the other is a parakeet.
Sorry for the bad dad joke, I will show myself out - I got a job at the zoo doing elephant circumcisions... The pays pretty bad but the tips are huge.
- How do you get an elephant... out of a Safeway?
A: Take the 'S' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
Yeah, its bad when you type it out, but much better when you say it outloud to someone. - It's not that we don't want to address the elephant in the room..... but fat shaming is bad as it is.
- They developed a new type of cough syrup for Elephants with bad tusks. They call it, Robituskin'.
- What did the elephant say to the n**... man? "How do you breathe out of that thing?"
My Uncle with whom I share a love of bad jokes told me that.
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Bad Elephant One Liners
Which bad elephant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad elephant? I can suggest the ones about elephant and pink elephant.
- I used to have a job circumcising elephants… The pay was bad, but the tips were big.
- Got a new job as an elephant circumcizer... The pay is pretty bad, but you get big tips.
- What do you call an elephant with bad grammar? A elephant.
Silly Bad Elephant Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about bad elephant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean circus elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad elephant pranks.
Three men stand before a judge.
What crime did you commit? He asks the first one.
I threw peanuts in the elephant pen at the zoo, he replies.
That doesn't sound so bad. the judge says in confusion before addressing the second man, What crime did you commit?
I threw peanuts in the elephant pen at the zoo, the second man replies.
Again that doesn't sound so bad, the judge says, his confusion building. He turns to the third man, What crime did you commit?
The third man steps forward and says, Well, my name is Peanuts….
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.
One boy says: Elephant.
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boys says: Two elephants.
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behaviour. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: Maybe an elephant!
Three blind elephants examine a human being
Three blind elephants came upon a human being for the first time. They gathered close and felt the strange creature with their snouts.
The first blind elephant said, "A human being is thin and stands on its hind legs."
The second said, "A human being is flat and mushy."
The third said, "Yeah, my bad."
Name an animal that begins with "E"
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E . One boy says, Elephant. Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T . The same boy says, Two elephants. The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M .The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: Maybe an elephant!
A guy goes to the doctor.
A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, ya gotta help me. My a**...'s the size of a garbage can lid!"
The doctor is a little shocked and says, "You've got to be kidding. I'm sure it's not that bad. Tell me what happened."
The guy tells the doctor, "Well, I went on Safari and I ended up getting r**... by an elephant."
The doctor thinks for a second and says, "Well, then it can't be the size of a garbage can lid. I'm no veterinarian, but I know that elephant p**... are actually quite small."
After a short embarrassed pause, the guy guy sighs, "He fingered me first."