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8 bad duck jokes and hilarious bad duck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad duck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Bad Duck Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good bad duck joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Do you know who lives in the bad part of Duck Town?

Quackheads

On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....

It's such a double standard.
When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.
When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.

A Goose Walks Into A Bar...

A goose walks into a bar

To bad it didn't duck

So I looked up Donald Duck, and I have bad news.

He's on quack now.

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.
Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good.

What Did the Black duck say to the White duck for telling a bad joke?

Quakka please.....

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

There was once a professional French soccer team whose players were all ducks

Named Le Tariat, they were so good that all other teams were amateur by comparison. This led to a lot of resentment, and the other teams all shunned them. While most simply ignored them, a few were very mean about it.
Le Tariat hatched a plan to kidnap the meanest of the players who were shunning them. In the middle of the night they did exactly that. They were caught though, and ended up going to prison where, being much smaller than the human inmates, they had a very bad time.
So in the end, seizing the meanies of pro duck shun didn't make the pro Le Tariat any happier.

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