Bad Drummer Jokes
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I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed...
Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.
A good drummer, a bad drummer, a trumpeter and a clarinetist are standing im each corner of a football field
You throw $100 in the middle of the field. Who gets the money first?
The bad drummer. There are no good drummers, the trumpeter doesn't move for just 100 bucks and the clarinetist didn't understand the game.
A woman who is a month pregnant falls into a deep coma. Three months after giving birth, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby...
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?
Woman: Of course, the good news.
Doctor: You had twins, both girls, and they're both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them.
Woman: Oh, that drummer... What did he name the girls?
Doctor: Anna 1, Anna 2
What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player?
A bad combo
How can you tell a good drummer and a bad drummer apart?
Bad drummers don't call their mom on Mother's Day.
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