Bad Depressing Jokes
19 bad depressing jokes and hilarious bad depressing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad depressing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Depressing Short Jokes
Short bad depressing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad depressing humour may include short good depressing jokes also.
- I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed... Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.
- You wouldn't wish depression on your worst enemy Or would you. If they are your worst enemy depression ain't that bad of a wish
- Why are obtuse angles so depressed? (BPI) Because they're never ***right.***
\- brought to you by the Bad Puns Initiative (BPI) - l**... a frog is good for depression Bad thing is that once you stop l**... it, the frog becomes depressed again.
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Bad Depressing One Liners
Which bad depressing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad depressing? I can suggest the ones about depressing and happy sad.
- Why is Joker depressed? Cause he fells bad man❗️
- Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook.
- I feel bad for b**.... They're often depressed.
- It got so bad during the great depression.... That even the k**... ate 'coons.
Bad Depressing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bad depressing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean saddest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad depressing pranks.
The Unluckiest Guy in the world
A huge guy is drinking in a bar with his friend, when suddenly he sees a dude who looks really depressed. He looks at his friend and goes, 'You see the guy that seems to be having a really bad day? Well I'm gonna make his day even worse'. So he walks up to the dude and drinks the glass that was in front of him. The dude suddenly breaks into tears and starts crying hysterically. So the guy is surprised and tries to calm him down: ' Dude relax! I was just messing with you. I'll buy another drink'. The dude wipes off his tears and goes, 'I just had the worst day of my life. My car broke down on my way to work so I had to take a cab. I forgot my briefcase in the cab and cost my company millions of dollars. They fired me and I owe them their millions. When I got back from work, I found my wife in bed with my best friend. After all that I decided to end my life with a glass of poison, and you didn't even let me do that!'
The US government has been there for us through hard times From the great depression, the numerous market crashes, through pandemics of flu and tragedies like the loss of American lives.
I'm starting to think they're bad luck
My best friend slept with my girlfriend.
A man was sitting in a bar feeling depressed.
Bartender: Whats wrong man?
Man: I found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend...
Bartender:What did you do?
Man: I kicked her out of my house and broke up with her.
Bartender: No, what did you do to your best friend?
Man: I pointed my finger at him and said "Bad dog".
A woman is suicidally depressed
She's quite obese, unattractive, and lonely. Life having dealt her a bad hand, she buys a p**... and resolves to end her own life.
Wanting it to be quick, she calls her doctor to ask him where the heart is.
"It's right under the left breast", he replies.
So she hangs up, takes a deep breath, and shoots herself in the knee.
A man walks into his regular watering hole....
depressed he orders a double whiskey. The bartender asks him What's the bad news? .
The guy says Well my wife says she no longer enjoys s**... so she's cutting me off, we can only do it once a month .
Bartender: Ooohhh cheer up that's nothing, she's cut most of the guys in here completely off
A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch your hand while in pilgrimage...
Hey guys, it is bedtime now and am pretty depressed after a long bad day. Remembering this story-found in Arabic literature-made me chuckle so I hope it will brighten your day too.
A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch own arm while in pilgrimage?
The scholar: yes, you can.
Man: to what extent?
The scholar: until you see the bones!!!
And you thought you were having a bad day . . .
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He didn't move for a half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink the poison."