Bad Connection Jokes
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The joke is about a farmer returning from town and the sheriff meets him and gives him this list of constantly escalating inner connected bad news terminating with the revelation that the farmer needs to get a new dog.
What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?
Hi Ping
I'm 35 years old but because I'm an alcoholic who makes bad decisions, I have the liver of a 65-year-old.
I really don't know what to do, but I hope I can find a buyer with connections in the black market or else I'll have to just get rid of it before I get caught..
As you grow up, you will start to see that people morality is not necessarily connected to their relation with the law.
While the outlaws are bad, the in-laws can be much worse.
My friend said he found a website that represents my s**... life.
I tried to look for it and an error came up saying, "404-Not found".
Strange, I must have a bad connection.
My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection
So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."
True stories can be jokes too..
Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
What do you call a person from the Middle East with a bad internet connection?
Alagin
An older couple decided to try "swinging"
They'd both recently turned sixty and, what the heck -- YOLO. So they went to a swingers party and, to their amazement, connected with a very young couple barely past their teens. After an hour and a half of "play time" they got dressed and headed home.
"Well that was disappointing," he said. The young lady was fantastic but I couldn't keep it up and didn't finish. "
"Too bad, honey. I thought it was spectacular," she replied. "That young stallion ran the full race three times!"
They should've known, it's simple arithmetic: 20 goes into 60 a lot more times than 60 goes into 20.
Are you bad wifi?
Because I see there is no connection here.
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